Write-Offs: 08.09.07

By Bess Levin

$$$ Translating Corporate Speak [LoSC]
$$$ Face like an angel, body built for sin. [Craigslist]
$$$ The Shareholder Letter You Should, But Won’t, Be Reading Next Spring [Jeff Matthews INMTU]

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Comments (9)

  1. 1
    Posted by chris | August 9, 2007 at 5:31 PM

    You can hear that girl’s biological clock ticking. tick, tok, tick, tock. Lining up her future husband …

  2. 2
    Posted by blue blood | August 9, 2007 at 5:38 PM

    she should just hang out @ that painfully pretentious bar mantinettis or whatever they did a nyt article about for prepschool fools in popped collars (and the gold-digger future trophy wives who go after them)

  3. 3
    Posted by Global Inverse Alpha | August 9, 2007 at 5:42 PM

    Where is that bar?

  4. 4
    Posted by avoid at all costs | August 9, 2007 at 5:46 PM

    martignetti’s @ broome & centre
    I suggest you wear your dbag protection suit if you’re brave enough to make the journey

  5. 5
    Posted by Anonymous | August 9, 2007 at 5:48 PM

    fuckin jersey girls.

  6. 6
    Posted by Anonymous | August 9, 2007 at 6:03 PM

    fuckin’ staten island girls

  7. 7
    Posted by diceman | August 9, 2007 at 6:56 PM

    What’s the difference between Jersey Girls and trash?
    heh, heh.

  8. 8
    Posted by anon | August 9, 2007 at 9:36 PM

    Trash doesn’t always smell like shit?

  9. 9
    Posted by F the MTA | August 10, 2007 at 8:52 AM

    Trash gets picked up.

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