You Shall Not Press Upon Wall Street This Inflation-Hawk Crown Of Thorns

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When it comes to making strange bedfellows, modern finance makes politics look like an old-fashioned match-maker. The most famous words on the current financial turmoil came not in the form of a political speech from a major presidential candidate, but from Jim Cramer, a former hedge fund manager turned popular CNBC stockpicker and market prognosticator. His five-and-half minute call for the Federal Reserve to cut interest rates, however, strangely recalls the most famous political speech of an earlier era—William Jennings Bryan’s 1896 “Cross of Gold” speech before the Democratic National Convention in Chicago.

The emotional desire of the nineteenth-century populist movement Bryan led was to smash the power of Plymouth Rock, which stood for old New England and Wall Street. The emotional desire of what Dan Gross has called “the Punch Bowl Caucus” is to cut interest rates—return the punch bowl—to jazz up the Wall Street party again. But they share an emotional tone—and, more importantly, an economic goal: the loosening of a monetary policy they claim is so tight it is ruining ‘their people.’

Gross’s essay nicely describes the membership of the Punch Bowl Caucus: Wall Street investment banks, hedge fund traders, private equity managers, the chief executives of heavily indebted automakers, the heads of home loan businesses, supply-siders who believe “the government should never intervene in the economy, unless it is to bail out hedge funds and investment banks,” and internationalists who worry about what would happen to the developing world if Americans suddenly quit spending their earnings on foreign goods.

Since they share an emotional tone and the goal of loose money that inspired the old Populism, but differ in their background, let us adopt “Wall Street Populism” as the proper term for the Punch Bowl Caucus. It is, after all, something of a Free Silver movement with gilted edges.

There are, of course, crucial differences. The old populist were openly egalitarian radicals while the Wall Street Populists are openly elitist radicals—concerned about the jobs and firms of people who have been in the financial industry for, as Cramer put it, “twenty-five years.” The old populists viewed Wall Street and the railroads as their enemy. The Wall Street Populists are, well, closely tied to Wall Street. The old populists spoke in the eloquent and evocative images built from the Christian tradition. The language of the Wall Street Populists is less burdened by syntax, tradition or allusion.

That the cause of looser money gone from those who wished to smash Plymouth Rock on the Grand Canyon to those who want to keep Wall Street afloat on free credit shows how different twenty-first century finance is from nineteenth century finance. You know that Wall Street long ago stepped through the looking glass when a hedge fund manager adopts the cause of William Jennings Bryan. We’d call it “unreal” except that it is all too real.

The Punch Bowl Caucus [Slate]

Comments

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Posted by inIT4the$ , Aug 28, 2007 3:10PM

When did they start super imposing Santelli on a green screen so it looks like he's at the CME (same with Jarvis at the CBOT)?

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Posted by , Aug 28, 2007 3:16PM

Someone's been reading too much P.J. O'Rourke

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Posted by Bulging Bracket , Aug 28, 2007 3:17PM

Gross is typically bad at economics, but he writes for BusinessWeak where the main requirement is having the Communist Manifesto memorized, rather than an understanding of markets. On the policy, it looks like a rate cut will help an orderly unwinding of positions and avoid a run on the banks.

With national housing prices down on average and resets peaking in 08, it;s going to be like emptying out Imelda Marcos' closet. An orderly slaughterhouse process, where ABS and mortgage brokers line up to go behind the woodshed, is much preferable to having people running around the barnyard with shotguns and randomly blasting anythign that moves.

Shouty McSpitzer is out of line (as always) but the punchbowl caucus has done much to calm the markets simply by asking for rate cuts. This has actually decreased the need for a rate cut - chairman helicopter always did prefer methods other than rate manipulations anyways.

I'll also note that this is one of the first times that Gross has been skeptical of Auto execs' self serving statements. When they drone on about the need for government healthcare bailouts he squeals like a schoolgirl as it fits his socialist policy preferences. Krugman has more credibility than Gross, and that's saying something!

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Posted by Anal_yst , Aug 28, 2007 3:23PM

Yea Cramer represents Wall Street about as much as anyone here represents the poor uneducated masses, right.

He's a hack pandering for ratings (book sales, etc).

Also indirectly providing hours of entertainment to the rest of Wall Street, so I guess for that we should be thankful haha

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Posted by Bulging Bracket , Aug 28, 2007 3:34PM

I represent the poor uneducated masses! I deal with them all the time and worry about their health. How else am I going to find servants or get a barista to make me a latte?

Uneducated means liberal arts grad, even from Ivies, right?

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Posted by , Aug 28, 2007 3:53PM

Hey Carney, how much did your integrity cost?

Does the Portfolio banner on the main page represent the end to open season on that monumental waste?

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Posted by Lee D , Aug 28, 2007 4:00PM

"The language of the Wall Street Populists is less burdened by syntax, tradition or allusion."

Or even coherence.

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Posted by anon , Aug 28, 2007 4:03PM

FYI: Quants got ass raped today.

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Posted by Andrew Jackson , Aug 28, 2007 4:33PM

I thought that I took care of the Fed back in 1832.

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Posted by Andrew Jackson , Aug 28, 2007 4:36PM

I thought that I took care of the Fed back in 1832.

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