greenspan.jpgFormer Fed Chairman-cum-author/Deutsche Bank consultant Alan Greenspan said in interview with BBC Radio that he and other regulators were fully—blithely actually—aware of the risks imposed by the complex financial derivatives that helped to fuel the recent market turmoil that’s messed with your shit. So why wasn’t any action taken prior to last week? Because you knew the risks involved, and if you didn’t, you’re dumber than Greenspan had previously thought.
“I must admit that I do not have considerable concern about the net worth of [wealthy individuals investing in hedge funds] going from $40 million to $5 million, which in many cases is what has happened,” he said. In fact, he saw the whole thing as the perfect opportunity to teach you a lesson, not unlike the time he illustrated the dangers of binge drinking to a bunch of middle school students by standing idly by while they downed shot after shot of tequila, saying only to a concerned-looking aide, “this is the only way they’ll learn. Nothing like the memory of a good stomach-pumping to make ‘em think twice about that next drink.”
Oh, and there’s maybe going to be a recession. Maybe.
Greenspan: Recession chance less than 50-50 [CNN Money]

Comments (18)

  1. Posted by Anonymous | September 28, 2007 at 2:06 PM

    awesome

  2. Posted by Anonymous | September 28, 2007 at 2:15 PM

    Actually, Greenspan says that it is more likely that there is going to be NO recession as opposed to recession.

  3. Posted by Anonymous | September 28, 2007 at 2:19 PM

    “The danger of a recession has obviously risen, but in my judgment, and I suspect looking at the forecasts of most American economists, is that it is still at less than 50-50,” Greenspan said in a broadcast interview with BBC Radio. “It’s less optimistic than one would like.”
    if there wasn’t going to be one, he would’ve said lower chance. it’s coming.

  4. Posted by Anonymous | September 28, 2007 at 2:21 PM

    LOL
    in other news, when Bess Levin posts the terrorists win

  5. Posted by Anonymous | September 28, 2007 at 2:22 PM

    that’s how i learned binge drinking was bad too

  6. Posted by Anonymous | September 28, 2007 at 2:25 PM

    Well, with this post, it’s the communists who rejoice, and Greenspan wins (he always wins, and loves free publicity too).

  7. Posted by Anonymous | September 28, 2007 at 2:30 PM

    bess, you are awesome.

  8. Posted by Anonymous | September 28, 2007 at 2:59 PM

    I’m surprised this guy hasnt been elected Pope yet

  9. Posted by Mike Cervantes | September 28, 2007 at 3:05 PM

    Glad to see Greenspan is finally showing his true colors. What a friggin’ hypocritical ass clown.

  10. Posted by Anonymous | September 28, 2007 at 3:09 PM

    Sorry to kill all the joy, but here’s a quote from Reuters attributed to Greenspan:
    “The probabilities [of recessions in the US and the UK] have risen but I’m scarcely at the point where I’m forecasting (that) we’re about to experience significant recessions either in the United States or in Britain.”

  11. Posted by glorious | September 28, 2007 at 3:16 PM

    In fact, he saw the whole thing as the perfect opportunity to teach you a lesson, not unlike the time he illustrated the dangers of binge drinking to a bunch of middle school students by standing idly by while they downed shot after shot of tequila, saying only to a concerned-looking aide, “this is the only way they’ll learn. Nothing like the memory of a good stomach-pumping to make ‘em think twice about that next drink.”

  12. Posted by Anonymous | September 28, 2007 at 3:40 PM

    That’s just good parenting.

  13. Posted by Ben B. | September 28, 2007 at 3:43 PM

    what an ass

  14. Posted by Punk Pauper | September 28, 2007 at 4:30 PM

    Did lots of rich people really lose $35 mil?!?!? While the clowns who ran the hedge funds joined the Forbes list? That is impressive, and kind of criminal.

  15. Posted by Mike Hunt | September 28, 2007 at 5:03 PM

    @ PP – if thats criminal, count me in!

  16. Posted by amaranth-investor-turned-circus-clown | September 28, 2007 at 5:36 PM

    i lost 100 mil

  17. Posted by amaranth lost me a lot of $$$$$ | September 29, 2007 at 4:30 AM

    after losing $35mil, i turned to coke to forget losses

  18. Posted by beanspants1 | September 30, 2007 at 1:09 AM

    There’s nothing wrong with binge drinking, so no lesson to learn. If you can’t handle the stomach pump, then you probably aren’t worth much. Maybe you can be the singer for a one dimentional Australian pub rock band, but that job title is below desktop publishing consultant.
    And just to be pedantic:
    You’re analogy is not correct. There are less strict reporting rules for investors in hedge funds, because the law makes the assumption that, if you are intelligent enough to earn a few million, then you are intelligent enough to pay lawyers to explain risks to you.
    So your middle schoolers don’t fall into this category. Stop reframing the issue.

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