Are You Douches Going To Take This Sitting Down?

wasinamoviecalledbabel.jpgReal estate blog Curbed recently sat down with an investor in the field to discuss whether or not Andre Balazs’ High Line-squatting Standard Hotel is symptomatic of a developmentification of Manhattan that’s turning the island into a place where only utterly lame (but sufficiently rich) people will live. A simple ‘yes’ would’ve sufficed, but the expert, perhaps going through some sort of personal problem or maybe having had the unfortunate pleasure of drinking at Joshua Tree last night, took it one step further.

Fuck it, I say. Manhattan is one big joke. I think they should let highrises go up anywhere at this point. What's the point of communities on the island anymore?

Everyone's so priced out, does it matter anymore?

If you want a neighborhood/community, move to Brooklyn.

Let Manhattan be just one big bullshit skyscraper. Tower of Motherfuckin' Babel. But for douchebags.

And the Lord spoke and said, "Let us make sure these douchebags do not understand each other, less they build a Tower of Douchieness. Let one douchebag not understand the other." And thus the languages of Goldman, Lehman, and Morgan were formed and the Lord saw it and it was good.

First of all, this tower already exists, and its name is Windsor Court (and on the UES, Dormandy). Second of all, and we’re just passing this along, analysts from Merrill Lynch and Bear Stearns would like to know, “Hey, why weren’t we included on that list?”

Investor Rant: 'Manhattan is One Big Joke' [Curbed]

Comments

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Posted by groz , Sep 26, 2007 2:54PM

anyone know of the rumors that the chicoms are going to buy bsc?

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Posted by , Sep 26, 2007 3:14PM

zing

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Posted by , Sep 26, 2007 3:15PM

zing

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Posted by , Sep 26, 2007 3:17PM

I think they should replace Central Park with condos.

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Posted by , Sep 26, 2007 3:22PM

a truer truth was never uttered

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Posted by , Sep 26, 2007 3:23PM

I think more people should be priced out.

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Posted by Brad Pitt , Sep 26, 2007 3:27PM

You know, I am ambivalent about being called a douche.

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Posted by Jennifer A. , Sep 26, 2007 3:37PM

Actually Brad,

you are a douche.

but anyway, i'd rather talk about Buffett buying BSC.

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Posted by JT , Sep 26, 2007 4:34PM

I'd appreciate getting rid of the other crap in central park and replacing the wasted acerage with a top-tier golf course/country club complete with private wave-pool/beach just for sh!ts & giggles.

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