Caption Contest: Bridge Collapses Are Hilarious

You know the drill. Submit your ideas for better ad copy or a caption for this glorious piece of bridge disaster humor from State Street. Entries using the word “conduit” will get extra credit.
Could we maybe now ease up on the bridge disaster humor? [Copyranter]

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  1. Posted by MS | September 4, 2007 at 12:17 PM

    Spiders: like gap insurance for your car (your life and your portfolio).

  2. Posted by David Merkel | September 4, 2007 at 12:18 PM

    You can’t get from here to there, but maybe a conduit from State Street could help. Just ask our Limited Duration Bond Fund managers for details.

  3. Posted by get a clue | September 4, 2007 at 1:17 PM

    - “Is this your bank’s idea of a bridge loan?”
    – “Reconsidering your MBS exposure? Overcome your fear of SPDRs.”
    Or (my fave):
    – “At Sentinel, you know where your money is.”

  4. Posted by KA | September 4, 2007 at 1:44 PM

    State Street: We’ll drive your bond portfolio off a bridge.

  5. Posted by JT | September 4, 2007 at 2:16 PM

    We’ll bridge the gap in your portfolio…and by build a bridge we mean one like the Tacoma Narrows Bridge
    (and if you dont’ know what that is google it, makes more sense then)

  6. Posted by Barry Zuckercorn | September 4, 2007 at 3:52 PM

    This is actually a convoluted ad for the sale of John Devaney’s flying car, “Soft Landing”

  7. Posted by Looooser | September 4, 2007 at 3:58 PM

    (Animation of spiders weaving a donut)

  8. Posted by Calgary Schmooze | September 4, 2007 at 9:01 PM

    Search for sHzdsFiBbFc on youtube…

  9. Posted by walking bridges | May 16, 2013 at 9:36 PM

    Can we still submit this weekend? If yes then we can also invite some to submit and join. We are waiting for this kind of opportunity.