Caption Contest: Bridge Collapses Are Hilarious

Posted by John Carney, Sep 04, 2007, 10:31am

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You know the drill. Submit your ideas for better ad copy or a caption for this glorious piece of bridge disaster humor from State Street. Entries using the word “conduit” will get extra credit.

Could we maybe now ease up on the bridge disaster humor? [Copyranter]

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Posted by MS, Sep 04, 2007 12:17PM

Spiders: like gap insurance for your car (your life and your portfolio).

Posted by David Merkel, Sep 04, 2007 12:18PM

You can't get from here to there, but maybe a conduit from State Street could help. Just ask our Limited Duration Bond Fund managers for details.

Posted by get a clue, Sep 04, 2007 1:17PM

- "Is this your bank's idea of a bridge loan?"
- "Reconsidering your MBS exposure? Overcome your fear of SPDRs."
Or (my fave):
- "At Sentinel, you know where your money is."

Posted by KA, Sep 04, 2007 1:44PM

State Street: We'll drive your bond portfolio off a bridge.

Posted by JT, Sep 04, 2007 2:16PM

We'll bridge the gap in your portfolio...and by build a bridge we mean one like the Tacoma Narrows Bridge

(and if you dont' know what that is google it, makes more sense then)

Posted by Barry Zuckercorn, Sep 04, 2007 3:52PM

This is actually a convoluted ad for the sale of John Devaney's flying car, "Soft Landing"

Posted by Looooser, Sep 04, 2007 3:58PM

(Animation of spiders weaving a donut)

Posted by Calgary Schmooze, Sep 04, 2007 9:01PM

Search for sHzdsFiBbFc on youtube...

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