Church Gate

Posted by Myrna, Sep 17, 2007, 11:56am

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Posted by , Sep 17, 2007 12:22PM

They should turn it into a restaurant/gallery.

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Posted by , Sep 17, 2007 12:27PM

or the Hedge Fund Hall of Fame

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Posted by , Sep 17, 2007 12:29PM

What kind of weirdo would want to live in a Church.

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Posted by NHA , Sep 17, 2007 12:35PM

converting a house of worship into your personal playpen is completely dishonorable - these men are vying to rob public spaces are vital to the development of a community. surely there are actual residences for sale?

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Posted by , Sep 17, 2007 1:05PM

who is myrna and where is bess?

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Posted by fish or cut rates , Sep 17, 2007 1:07PM

Hedge fund managers are no longer masters of the universe but now walk among the Gods..Finally there will be a quiet place to gather your thoughts and worship Steve Schwartzman

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Posted by mj , Sep 17, 2007 1:35PM

NHA - read the article again!

Suskind wants to convert the church into his own private residence.

Sender wants to turn it into an public art museum, open to the community, with no admission price to be charged - he doesn't want to use ithe church as his private home.

More importantly - did you guys read that Sender returned 22% AFTER FEES in August?

WOW!

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Posted by , Sep 17, 2007 1:41PM

mj=sender

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Posted by , Sep 17, 2007 1:44PM

yah, where's Bess?

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Posted by John Carney , Sep 17, 2007 1:54PM

Bess is on assignment in San Francisco. We expect her to return to the DealBreaker Bunker and regular posting tomorrow. Myrna Moss is a new addition to the team who you will learn more about tomorrow.

In the meantime, we'll let Bess know how much she's missed.

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Posted by derby , Sep 17, 2007 2:00PM

Sender returned 22% after fees in August? Is that a typo?

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Posted by Sender , Sep 17, 2007 2:31PM

attn. derby, Only reason I'm up 22% is because there is no such concept as a sub-prime church. on an EV/EBITDA basis, the sector is incredibly attractive (only real downside is legal expenses for the diddling pastors/preachers). Lever 'me up some more HMTRS (Hampton's Methodist Total Rate o' Return Swaps) and i'll posting Global Alpha #'s circa '04-'05

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Posted by , Sep 17, 2007 2:47PM

Sender charges 5/50 on his fund. Thats what the little shrimpy schmuck told me on my job interview before he didn't hire me.

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Posted by derby , Sep 17, 2007 2:48PM

Sender | September 17, 2007 02:31 PM = Anonymous | September 17, 2007 01:41 PM

Regardless, #8/#12, whoever you are - how were YOUR returns in August?

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Posted by mj , Sep 17, 2007 5:16PM

tsk, tsk, tsk, anon 2:47...

So Sender didn't hire you - you, with your razor-smart-no-margin-for-error genius. And now you come and whine about it here like a lil' bitch while he earns 22% - in one month, evidentally. WAHHHHH, SENDER DIDN'T HIRE ME, WAHHHHHH....poor, poor baby....

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Posted by Bobby Dylan , Sep 18, 2007 12:45AM

A 44% (22net) month is well deserved for Adam D. Sender and his Exis desk. Senda is a great man and a better boss. Senda has the uncanny ability to feel the markets and trade the currents. While other guys are sleeping Senda is in the office at 615am and bangs his head on his 21 screens all day long while his competitors are playing golf and sipping martinis he scarfs down a quick salad before pounding the keys on the crude close. The guy is the real deal and Suskind should just "surrender the booty" so Senda can share his art with the community. Its for the community after all!! Senda, what a mensh the guy is. L'Shana Tova to all.

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