Not sure how many of you can get the time off, but if you're not doing anything September 26th and 27th, Kobre and Kim LLP founder (and Brian Hunter apologist) Michael Kim will be speaking at C5's 12th Annual Fraud, Asset Tracing & Recovery conference in London. K&K graciously emailed yesterday to invite us, but, sadly, we will not be able to attend, because we don't want to. If you'd like to go in our place, please send an email to tips at dealbreaker dot com. Ideas for your contribution to the question and answer portion of the program include, "Have you recently sued a small internet company" and all queries must be prefaced with, "As the representative of the fraud-committing community..."