Greenspan Is a Bad Economist, Worse Boyfriend*

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This week Greenspan was everywhere defending his decision to encourage millions of Americans to take out variable mortgages in 2004, even while he was about to embark on a huge interest rate raising campaign.

Even Barbara Walters poked fun at her old boyfriend, scoffing at Al's real estate record on "The View" this week. Walters recounted how Greenspan convinced her not to buy a Fifth Avenue apartment in the mid-'70s because it was a "bad investment.

Listen To The Shillers, Not The TV Shills [New York Post]

*He also apparently refuses to perform oral sex because it hurts his neck. Yes, it digusts us, too, but people need to know.

Comments

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Posted by Calgary Schmooze , Sep 24, 2007 2:28PM

Gary Shilling is another member of the Not-So-Shiny Happy People club that includes Robert Shiller.

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Posted by , Sep 24, 2007 2:32PM

you should have seen the time he got a pube stuck in his throat. tried hawking it up, right in the middle of a senate fed hearing.

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Posted by , Sep 24, 2007 8:17PM

And a great big BOOYA from Al Greenspan to you!

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Posted by Ms.chiropractor , Sep 24, 2007 11:29PM

few private professional sessions and massage therapy in the neck region and he will come back tamed and back to heath. Guaranteed.

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