Not since Belushi doing Joe Cocker has there been a better parody of a musical performer than Britney Spears doing a parody of Britney Spears during last night’s VMAs.
The VMAs have become so irrelevant that we need to remind you that they stand for MTV’s annual Video Music Awards. Once heavily promoted and occasionally watched, the VMAs represent one of the saddest whimpers of a dying network (in its current incarnation, before they redefine the “M,” ditch most of the current platform, and try to emerge as something that people will watch).
If MTV would have only been more explicit about when the huge celebutard train wrecks were occurring, people might have tuned in. Although Kid Rock punching Tommy Lee – did we even care five years ago? MTV could air Viacom lawsuits and have a more interesting (and probably higher rated) televised feud.
As the Times points out, more people will watch Britney’s shame spiral on YouTube than on TV, which must be a bitter pill to swallow for Viacom. Shares of Viacom are down over a half percent despite the boost in network web traffic.
Britney vs. Belushi, after the jump…
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Posted by , Sep 10, 2007 11:50AM
Perez Hahn
Posted by Reed Hypothecation , Sep 10, 2007 11:52AM
Spears was awful, she didn't look good at all. Basically she is a stripper who at 18 gets herself at the top level club in the city. Then at 26, having pumped a couple kids out, she isn't as hot as she used to be and is relegated to a third rate club, but really isn't that bad unless you are comparing her to the 18 year old version of herself.
I thought Silverman was funny. It seemed quite clear the crowd didn't agree. Dead silence.
Watching Foo Fighters with the fat guy from Gnarls Barkley do a beyond pathetic version of Darling Nikki makes the little baby Jesus cry. And is that the caveman from the Geiko commercials on drums?
On the plus side. I have absolutely no idea who Chris Brown is, but the dude can dance.
Posted by George Soreass , Sep 10, 2007 12:12PM
I was told yesterday that Britney Spears' career and that of hedge funds recently have been oddly similar.
Posted by Random Banker , Sep 10, 2007 12:13PM
Shit Show:
This is not Gawker, no matter how much you want it to be.
Posted by Random Banker , Sep 10, 2007 12:18PM
Also, Sarah Silverman, now there's a hottie. God I want to hit that.
Posted by , Sep 10, 2007 12:27PM
People. give the kid (Britney) a break.
It was clearly a mistake to bare her stomach treasure at this point, but at least she was trying.
I like her new single. And, yes, Madonna would never get herself on stage in that shape, but that's why Madonna is Madonna.
Posted by I Heart SS , Sep 10, 2007 12:29PM
And what is it pertaining? What is its meaning?
Posted by mini ballerette. , Sep 10, 2007 12:31PM
the absolute best joke of the night (besides britney)...
"If Amy Winehouse isn't jewish someone should tell her face that"
-sara silverman
Posted by JT , Sep 10, 2007 2:36PM
Agreed:
Britney looked like she downed a bottle of Percocet and a packing crate of twinkies backstage pre-show.
Chris Brown is a nasty dancer, just did it up dirty.
Silverman was alot funnier than the whack audience gave her credit for (esp that amy winehouse comment, oh, and Sarah apologizing to Paris hilton and admitting to "abusing all of her orifices in her 20's", that was solid as well).
Riannah (Sp?) was amazing (looking), and that rock version of Umbrella sounded 10 times better than the original over-produced, over-popped crap.
Posted by Hipster , Sep 10, 2007 2:45PM
Man, the New Kids on the Block were kickin!! And that Allan Parsons Project cover of "Flight of the Bumblebee"!!!
Posted by juristpurist , Sep 10, 2007 4:52PM
Never thought I'd ever actually support children being in put into the care of K-Fed but watching her performance made me excited for the hit 2018 installment of Making The Band starring the 2 Spears kids (bass guitar and electric mandolin), whichever one of Michael Jackson's children escapes Dubai on a tramp steamer (lead singer), and Melissa Etheridge's David Crosby lesbian hybrid progeny (guitar synth).