Kind Of Surprised The SEC Didn't Buy It

Posted by Bess Levin, Sep 25, 2007, 1:12pm

The SEC implied yesterday afternoon that Dwight “Sean” Jones, former defensive lineman for the Raiders, Oilers, and Packers blocked regulators from examining the business records of his investment advisory firm, Amaroq. Jones allegedly evaded requests for information, and then told the SEC that the records were no longer available, because

(There’s nothing else to add, because this story is hilarious as is. But maybe just don't give your money to football players-cum-money managers, with the exception of OJ Simpson. He got away with murder. Investing should be easy, by comparison.)

Former NFL Star Sacked By Feds [New York Post]

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Posted by el stupido, Sep 25, 2007 2:11PM

what, no penis references?

Posted by post writer, Sep 25, 2007 2:13PM

why would there be a penis reference here?

Posted by , Sep 25, 2007 2:18PM

Trump is an idiot.

"oil needs to be at 40-50/barrel...the LEADERSHIP...they need to go over and tell them to lower the fuel."

Posted by Trader Who Destroys Capital, Sep 25, 2007 2:24PM

Amaroq???????

Oooh....I love the name !!!! Has the "Ama " and "rock" !!!

Posted by , Sep 25, 2007 2:27PM

unfortunately trump, we dont have that much bargaining power

Posted by , Sep 25, 2007 2:41PM

This should probably fall under the category of if you make really bad choices like letting a football "playa" or a guy that names his firm after seafaring criminals steward your investment assets, you might want to expect a less than optimal outcome.

Posted by Anal_yst, Sep 25, 2007 3:26PM

Damn, in Keith's absense (for whatever unconfirmed reasons, ahem, Carney) Bess, you're seriously crankin em out over there, nice work, keep em cumin!

Posted by , Sep 25, 2007 4:32PM

Maybe Michael Vick's dogs ate them?

Posted by WOOO!, Sep 25, 2007 4:42PM

Apparently the prople who invested with Jones regret their choice knownig that Ric flair Finance is the REAL sure-fire 100% pure lock on da Street! Who would you rather invest with - a D-Lineman or THE NATURE BOY????

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