One Of Those Guys Was Using An iPhone

By Bess Levin


It goes without saying that here at DealBreaker, we judge people. Obviously looks, arrogance, dental records and the ability to swing a racquet are all taken into account when there’s sizing up to be done, but how do we decide who should be summarily dismissed from our line of vision? Two words–finger dexterity. Are you a good person? Intelligent? Kind? We don’t care. Can your appendages move with speed and competence? This is the stuff that matters to us.
Which is why, when WallStrip asked if we’d like to enter Myrna Moss into its annual Ms. Blackberry Pageant ‘07, we willingly shoved her in L. Campbell’s direction. Of course we wanted Moss to be a contestant, if only to see if she’s up to snuff, re: our aforementioned litmus test. Despite having some suspect difficulties with a keg of cheese balls that must be indicative of a much deeper personal problem, the mistress of RIMM put in a very respectable show, not necessarily reflected in the outcome of the contest. (Sorkin–you’ve got our number.)
Apropos, the Wi-Fi here at Promises is really quite impressive.

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  1. 1
    Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2007 at 12:19 PM

    best.wallstrip.ever.
    welcome back Bess!

  2. 2
    Posted by The Talent Observer | September 18, 2007 at 12:20 PM

    FYI, that cute Becky Quick just interviewed Buffet by phone on CNBC.
    I see a bright future for Becky!

  3. 3
    Posted by inIT4the$ | September 18, 2007 at 12:31 PM

    Good one, but if you look closely you can see Sorkin is having a hard time remembering the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE.

  4. 4
    Posted by Real Jim Cramer | September 18, 2007 at 12:31 PM

    Myrna Moss? Who is this person, is she actually Bess? If so, it is a sad day for Dealbreaker, if not, what’s going on here?

  5. 5
    Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2007 at 12:35 PM

    that’s not bess, that’s myrna moss, a new contributor: http://www.dealbreaker.com/2007/09/we_know_what_youre_watching_to.php

  6. 6
    Posted by KLW | September 18, 2007 at 12:39 PM

    NOT Bess. That is actually the new contributor. And no, there is no comparison :)

  7. 7
    Posted by nha | September 18, 2007 at 12:46 PM

    are you guys that desperate to have someone to jack off to? get a life

  8. 8
    Posted by Real Elliot Spitzer | September 18, 2007 at 12:54 PM

    Wow. Henry Blodget how the mighty have fallen. Forced to dance for nickels on a “Video Blog” with the intern from Dealbreaker. Let this be a lesson to all of you. If you’re going to steal, STEAL BIG, like Mikie Milken did.

  9. 9
    Posted by MSM Hack | September 18, 2007 at 1:09 PM

    good to have bess back. ‘nha,’ go to your room.

  10. 10
    Posted by Tim Sykes | September 18, 2007 at 1:13 PM

    Hi Fans,
    Please give me honest feedback on if this category on Amazon is where my great Sykes hedge fund book will sell in the top percentile.
    http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw/104-2581124-3030364?initialSearch=1&url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=toilet+paper&Go.x=7&Go.y=9

  11. 11
    Posted by LBhOes | September 18, 2007 at 1:19 PM

    I’m not oppposed to Myrna at all, but I think we all need some sort of introduction…the more halfassed the better

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