Write-Offs: 09.28.07

By Bess Levin

$$$ How to Get Rich In Dollars [LoSC]
$$$ “I’m a VP for an international investment banking firm who only does 2 things – work and work out. I appreciate a woman who can take some initiative and imagination in the bedroom. Plus, you’ll be amazed at how turned on you get describing it. I just did this for the 1st time a few weeks ago, and things worked out fantastic. The email I received was out of this world, and our subsequent meeting was equally impressive.” [craiglist]
$$$ Paul Kedrosky [WallStrip]

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Comments (13)

  1. 1
    Posted by Anonymous | September 28, 2007 at 4:48 PM

    consenting adults. classic.
    i wonder why he’s not going back with the chick from last time?

  2. 2
    Posted by AJ | September 28, 2007 at 5:08 PM

    This whole Keith disappearing without an explanation thing is really annoying

  3. 3
    Posted by The fake John Carney | September 28, 2007 at 6:04 PM

    Keith come back..
    You can blame it all on me,
    ‘Cause I was wrong and I just can’t live with out you

  4. 4
    Posted by The fake Myrna Moss | September 28, 2007 at 7:46 PM

    Keith come back
    ‘Cause…
    ‘Cause…
    ‘Cause everyone wants you back…

  5. 5
    Posted by M | September 28, 2007 at 10:03 PM

    Paul’s a very hateable guy , but very bright … hear he’s seeded Acteva for second round financing ….

  6. 6
    Posted by "Keith" is no more | September 28, 2007 at 10:28 PM

    Like I tried to explain to you guys before… Keith out… Myrna in… timing is not a coincidence…
    You know, doctors can perform those types of operations pretty efficiently nowadays…

  7. 7
    Posted by Another day without Keith... | September 28, 2007 at 10:33 PM

    I’m not trying to insinuate anything here, and don’t go jumping to any conclusions or anything, but I did hear that people had started to complain about the smell emanating from Carney’s office. And Carney was seen today coming in to work with a hack-saw and a supply of industrial-strength garbage bags… Late in the afternoon, he told Bess and Myrna “you girls go on home, I’m going to stay late and take out the trash”…

  8. 8
    Posted by Anonymous | September 28, 2007 at 11:56 PM

    Hey Bess,
    I hear there’s rioting in Myanmar – people getting killed, troops beating people. I bet you could make some good jokes out of that. Really hilarious material.

  9. 9
    Posted by JT | September 30, 2007 at 3:32 AM

    Please tell me someone @ DB saw Maria Bartiromo on Bill Maher this week. She looked gorgeously whorishly hot, and probably said the single most incoherent babble re: investing ever recorded in human history. I’m wasted right now fuck its 3 or 4am and I’m watching this drivel and feel stupider (sp?) just watching this garbage. FUCK! I’ll be back, need to kill some Jonny (walker, blue, obviously).

  10. 10
    Posted by Anonymous | September 30, 2007 at 4:35 PM

    g

  11. 11
    Posted by Aelizia | November 13, 2007 at 12:04 AM

    i wonder why he’s not going back with the chick from last time?

  12. 12
    Posted by Aelizia | November 23, 2007 at 7:01 AM

    Hi,
    Its very informative.If any one wants to get rich,surely i will recommend your blog.Good going! Keep it up!

  13. 13
    Posted by No Names Pleeze | January 31, 2008 at 6:07 AM

    Who is the chick getting all giggly and licking her lips in every cut away on this vid?

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