"You better get a bucket 'cause I'm gonna want to vomit in it"

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[Nice to see Eddie Lampert supplementing last month's losses with some choice endorsement work, isn't it?]

Trading IS Sex, Baby [copyranter]

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Posted by sick, Sep 26, 2007 10:13AM

hahah

Posted by anon, Sep 26, 2007 10:17AM

This guy looks like he's got a date with NBC and Chris Hansen in HIS future

Posted by Jd, Sep 26, 2007 10:27AM

Who wants to contango with me?

Posted by de Cosmos, Sep 26, 2007 10:49AM

Next, he'll be doing strips, straps and straddles, before moving on to strangles.

Quick -- get a money honey to sit on his fugly face.

Posted by Zbignew, Sep 26, 2007 11:49AM

His TradeKing userID is WhiskeySweet40, but his AOL IM userID is Sw33t16Girl.

Posted by beanspants1, Sep 26, 2007 8:18PM

wouldn't he rather put his option spreads on a baguette or dinner roll? crackers are tiny and have holes in them.

unless he's implying that his option spreads are caviar, but caviar is not really counted as a 'spread' of the food variety is it?

plus, i love the linguistic stylin' of 'gonna' but not 'wanna'. he's a Harvard educated balla, like Methodman.

Posted by lifeAfterDeath, Sep 27, 2007 10:04AM

Do whatever you want, just don't ruin the carpet and none of that shit on the shoes, you know you love those.. and do remember to pick up the dry cleaning first thing. I will be home late, so you don't have to wait up for me.

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