Are Blackstone MD's Charitable Donations Putting His Job On The Line?

blackstoneiposecondayfirstdaypopletdisapointingipoperformancedownwarddowndowndown.JPGJohn Studzinski, senior managing director at Blackstone, worked in soup kitchens as a teenager in Massachusetts, where he also helped start a toll-free number to educate adolescents about sexually transmitted diseases. Today he gives away half of his cash compensation after taxes to the arts, the homeless, and human rights. He’s pledged $10.2 million toward the expansion of the Tate Modern which, considering Blackstone’s stock performance, is quite generous. He’s the vice-chair of Human Rights Watch, and was instrumental in the founding of The Passage, London's biggest homeless day center where he regularly volunteers. He says it’s “dangerous” to not help those who come to him in need. Without knowing anything else about him, one could make the argument that he’s a pretty selfless, decent human being.

Based on his previous writings about charitable giving, you know Studzinski’s generosity of time and money toward the less fortunate nauseate John Carney. But, quite obviously more importantly, how do you think it makes Studzinski’s boss, Stephen Schwarzman, widely known for his staunch opposition to using his excessive wealth to help others, feel? It’s pretty common knowledge that sucking up to the guy above you on the food chain by pretending to share the same interests is a good way to get that promotion, or to at least ensure the preservation of your current job. (Like this, see—Carney: What are you up to this weekend? Me: Oh, you know, probably just going to head over to the Port Authority, little unprotected sex with trannies here, little intraveous drug usage there. And my regularly scheduled Klan rally on Sunday, of course.) Essentially outright saying that you don’t share his beliefs—and pretty much making the guy look like what some people might call a "cheap bastard"—can’t be good for business.

Blackstone's Studzinski Gives Millions Nurturing Tomorrow's Art [Bloomberg]

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Posted by St. Luke, Patron Saint of Bonehead Bankers, Oct 02, 2007 4:47PM

I've never seen an armored car following a hearse.

Posted by , Oct 02, 2007 4:48PM

that pic is always good for a laugh

Posted by , Oct 02, 2007 4:55PM

Love the crab hands!


(see if you dont say something, show some love, it will go away like keith)

Posted by Lamenting Keith, Oct 02, 2007 5:15PM

Too bad ol' Keith didn't learn Carney's proclivities before it was too late.

Posted by Joey, Oct 02, 2007 5:20PM

Keith! Come Back!

If I'd known things were tight, I'da clicked on those Mike's ads.

Posted by , Oct 02, 2007 5:23PM

"It’s pretty common knowledge that sucking up to the guy above you on the food chain by pretending to share the same interests is a good way to get that promotion, or to at least ensure the preservation of your current job. (Like this, see—Carney: What are you up to this weekend? Me: Oh, you know, probably just going to head over to the Port Authority, little unprotected sex with trannies here, little intraveous drug usage there. And my regularly scheduled Klan rally on Sunday, of course.)"

Posted by millardfilmore, Oct 02, 2007 5:33PM

SAS must have lubricated his way onto the boards of the Frick and other prestigious institutions somehow.

Posted by Where Keith is..., Oct 02, 2007 5:33PM

So I was in the subway this afternoon, and this dirty-looking bum comes up to me and starts shouting obscenities -- while wildly gesticulating that he wants some change... Looking beyond his dirty, torn trench-coat, I could see a faded beer-stained "Dealbreaker.com" T-shirt underneath. Despite the stubble and the dirt stains on his cheeks that made him look 20 years older, I knew it was Keith... Sad but true...

Posted by According to Carney..., Oct 02, 2007 5:46PM

So wait, let me get this straight... Keith left for "personal reasons"? Or was it to "spend more time with family"?

Posted by tin foil hats for $.99, Oct 02, 2007 8:30PM

The damn Randians finally caught up with Keith for that Rage Against the Machine comment...

Posted by Keith got what he deserved., Oct 02, 2007 9:34PM

I heard Keith took some time off to actually *read* Atlas Shrugged for the first time. And is now deeply regretting his baseless rant. It's a 1,084 page book, so it's taking him awhile to finish -- you know, Keith isn't exactly the sharpest tool...

Posted by Bulls on Parade, Oct 02, 2007 10:24PM

To guy whose "mastery" of bad mid-century pop-fiction has him convinced he has a grasp of any portion of the 20th century literary or philosophical canon:

You'll grow out of it buddy, we promise. We understand. If you don't read real books, there's no way of knowing how bad Rand is. We're all here to help while you affirm yourself by living vicariously through those silly characters. We're sure you would be one of the people chosen to leave society and start a voluntarily exiled group of prime movers. A unicorn could take you to that special place!

Let us know when you start reading real literature and/or philosophy. We can talk about it. You can sharpen your tools.

Posted by the fake Myrna Moss, Oct 02, 2007 10:50PM

What's an Ayn Rand?

Posted by Horse Trader, Oct 03, 2007 11:56AM

It is clear that Keith has an addiction to heroin.

Posted by Keith got what he deserved., Oct 03, 2007 8:52PM

Hey Bullshit on Parade, is that you Keith? You're back!

Anyway, for the record, since you're asking, I have a B.A. and M.A. in Philosophy from a top 10 University. So I do indeed have an excellent grasp of every portion of the 20th century philosophical canon. Yes, I have read everyone from (A.J.) Ayer to Wittgenstein, from Heidegger to Gadamer, from Popper to Putnam, to Russell, Rawls and Rorty. And everyone beyond and in between.

Now however I'm just a rich hedgie.

And yes Ayn Rand is indeed the best philosopher of the 20th century.

Any other questions?

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