Ben Bernanke Will Cut Rates (But He Won’t Feel Good About It!)

That’s really it. Bernankes and the Federal Reserve want to say no to an interest-rate cut this week but are apparently too scared of what a bunch of (what sound like really intimidating) traders (if you’re a puss) will do if they don’t. But they’ve got a plan! In order to make it look like the Fed’s in control, Ben will, yes, give in to a cut, but will, in addition, not promise any future ones. It’s almost as though those guys wrote the book on how not to be made someone else’s bitch, isn’t it? Also, even though no one was asking for the overshare, Bernanke went there twice in the last week, noting how “challenging” it is to make policy, and saying that he’s “doing the best [he] can*.” Not as good a job as Greenspan would do, according to Greenspan, but definitely his personal best.

Bernanke, `Reluctant' to Cut Rates, May End Up Doing So Anyway [Bloomberg]

*moment of truth: I made that last one up, but 10-1 he was thinking it.

Comments

Posted by Poseidon, Oct 29, 2007 2:43PM

Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Ben- what the F@#K are you doing? This is going to be a world class f-ing tailspin.

Short: Ben Bernanke, Alan Greenspan, The Fed in general, politicians, U.S. Dollar, anything tied to the U.S. Dollar, China the day after Closing Ceremonies

Long: Puts on the U.S. Dollar, Gold, Oil, farmers, South Park, bicycles, and beer

Recent trip to grocery store:
Avocado: $3.00
5 gallon bucket $8.99
1 gallon milk $2.99
1 pound coffee $12.99

Gas station: $2.99/gal

Sure, CPI is Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Ben- what the F@#K are you doing? This is going to be a world class f-ing tailspin.

Short: Ben Bernanke, Alan Greenspan, The Fed in general, politicians, U.S. Dollar, anything tied to the U.S. Dollar, China the day after Closing Ceremonies

Long: Puts on the U.S. Dollar, Gold, Oil, farmers, South Park, bicycles, and beer

Recent trip to grocery store:
Avocado: $3.00
5 gallon bucket $8.99
1 gallon milk $2.99
1 pound coffee $12.99

Gas station: $2.99/gal

Sure, CPI is <3%.......


Juggles- Help me out......

Posted by Poseidon, Oct 29, 2007 2:45PM

Fix- Sure CPI is Fix- Sure CPI is <3%

Posted by , Oct 29, 2007 2:47PM

Damn it. Why is the less than symbol not showing up? Sure, CPI is less than three percent?????????

Posted by , Oct 29, 2007 3:02PM

Wow there short the dollar long puts on the dollar, thats a pretty clever pairs trade

note for most of the things i can think of using a 5 gallon bucket, 8.99 is significantly below fair value. long 5 galllon buckets.

Posted by Nominate me, Oct 29, 2007 3:59PM

Anon 3:02

5 gallon buckets, if we are not paying too much attention to quality, are significantly cheaper in my locale. There is potential for a little 5-gallon bucket transportation arbitrage here.

Hit me up.

Posted by B W, Oct 29, 2007 5:02PM

Your firm must really suck if you can make Bear Stearns look good. MER is a sucker firm if they pay Stan O'neal $160M. MER should deduct that from his $10 Billion + loss. Perhaps investment banking isn't for MER, perhaps they should stick to retail....

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