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   Posted by Anonymous | October 12, 2007 at 1:44 PM

   who watches this to get trading/economic ideas?
   amazing

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   Posted by Anonymous | October 12, 2007 at 2:04 PM

   perhaps, but isnt it a little disappointing they are so focussed on bringing in the same old cnbc faces instead of finding new talent? carney knows what i mean.
   well, besides that jenna lee girl. what a babe. they couldn’t put her on happy hour it would probably end in sever FCC violations

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   Posted by JP | October 12, 2007 at 2:05 PM

   My God, that’s terrible.
   I’m just going to walk around bars whispering “Blue Star is a buy…Blue Star is a buy….” and see when Cavuto parrots it.

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   Posted by bobinthehook | October 12, 2007 at 2:06 PM

   Other than a shorter skirt and more cleavage on the tart I can’t think of a thing to save this pos idea. I can’t imagine taking directions to a bodega from this clown.

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   Posted by Anonymous | October 12, 2007 at 2:10 PM

   really, they should ditch the stiff, promote the skirt

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   Posted by KLW | October 12, 2007 at 2:10 PM

   Go suck on a railroad spike

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   Posted by Bess Levin | October 12, 2007 at 2:15 PM

   @KLW– I haven’t got any money!

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   Posted by KLW | October 12, 2007 at 2:17 PM

   I was waiting for an appropriate post, like maybe another fund blowing up, so someone’s ending up broke, etc. But in the end I just couldn’t wait any longer.

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   Posted by Bess Levin | October 12, 2007 at 2:20 PM

   @KLW– You have no idea how happy I am that you didn’t!

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    Posted by KLW | October 12, 2007 at 2:31 PM

    Doing my taxes early … are we applying straight-line depreciation or declining balance? Also, do you remember what the appraiser said your salvage value is?

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    Posted by Anonymous | October 12, 2007 at 2:46 PM

    How many times can they say “You know”

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    Posted by P | October 12, 2007 at 3:10 PM

    The video isn’t working for me. Will someone be a doll and provide the link?

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    Posted by GW | October 12, 2007 at 4:50 PM

    i dont get it what does “keeps one hand free” mean.. i was hoping to see some groping under a table but alas there is no table.. she is hot tho.. i’d do her.

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    Posted by GW | October 12, 2007 at 4:51 PM

    spare yourself.. dont bother
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhk9sPiPIy0

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    Posted by The Euphymismer | October 12, 2007 at 6:28 PM

    “Keeps one hand free…..” refers to:
    Flogging the Dolphin
    Loping the Mule
    Playing the “One-String”
    Playing “Onan” in the Bible School Talent Show
    Beating the Bishop
    Badgering the Witness
    Working up a quote on a Costless Collar
    Choking the chicken
    Massaging Yul Brynner
    FFA milking practice
    Punching the Clown
    Choking Telly Savalas
    Waxing the Tadpole
    Spanking the monkey

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    Posted by Anonymous | October 12, 2007 at 9:28 PM

    You forget ‘Torturing the Prisoner.’

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    Posted by girl | October 13, 2007 at 4:19 PM

    So the way they are going to get people to watch this is by Rebecca Gomez flashing her punani through her short dress?

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    Posted by Jack Welch | October 13, 2007 at 6:12 PM

    Great clip — and the comments here are awesome.
    Even though Fox News gets more viewers than CNN, their ad rates are ~half of CNN’s.
    Looks like the same thing is already happening with Fox Business: Lots of viewers looking for some T&A, poor demographics, lower-than-CNBC advertising dollars . . .