Dick Fuld’s “I’ll Fucking Kill You, Like Actually Put A Shotgun In Your Mouth And Pull The Trigger ‘Til It Goes Click” Style Of Management Has Kept Lehman Brothers Safe From Things Like $8.4 Billion Writedowns, So Far. But Is He Going Soft?

dickfuld.jpgJust how has referring to competitors as enemies whose “throats” must be “ripped out,” telling employees to act as though they are “at war,” and, on at least one occasion, making a visit to the trading floor to put his second-best earner’s tie through a shredder, in front of everyone, to make the point that “second best isn’t good enough” helped Dick Fuld to avoid the gigantic writedowns that have plagued Merrill, Citigroup and UBS, the hedge fund failures that have made a joke of Bear Stearns, and the accounting scandal that was Goldman third quarter earnings? How about because all of that is enough to scare the shit out of anyone, especially the people within arm’s length of the guy, into not fucking things up? Nobody wants to be the guy to tell “Gorilla” that things didn’t go so well this quarter, and while everyone else was having a pissing contest to see who could do the worst, Lehman’s minions were being intimidated into not having as horrible a Q3 as their “enemies,” if not necessarily an amazing one (earnings fell 3 percent, to $887 million, and there was a $700 million write-off). Even Mike Mayo, who’s intimidated by no one, gave the credit to Fuld, saying that the outcome was “helped by having one of the most consistent cultures on the Street—one C.E.O. for over a decade, a one-firm mentality and comprehensive risk management,” probably out of fear. Former colleague Stephen Schwarzman, who seems like the kind of guy who would be too petty to give someone else credit for anything, went out of his comfort zone to call Fuld “a survivor” and opine that “he’s got a sixth sense of when things are turning on you,” though, admittedly, Schwarzman’s praise-inducing intimidation could stem more from the height differential than anything else.

But a New York Times profile suggests that Fuld is losing his taste for human flesh, which could mean disaster for LEH. Examine the facts:

- When asked how he felt about “the war comment” from last year, Fuld shifted in his chair and said, “I don’t like the war comment…‘war’ connotes that we are trying to kill our enemies. That’s not the view that I want them to have.”

- After feigning offense at the accusation that he’s “mellowed,” Fuld “paused to collect his thoughts.”

- Then he said: “I think I have many of the same reactions; I just handle them differently…I’VE LEARNED, IN ALL FAIRNESS THERE IS ANOTHER VIEW.”

And the most egregious ?
- Lehman’s president, Joseph M. Gregory, says that Fuld “has improved” his attitude and “made it more comfortable for people to speak.”

This is a phenomenon the must be cut off at the knees (which the old Fuld would’ve already done, without compunction). It’s only a hop, skip and a jump from people not soiling themselves in your presence to Merrill Lynch.

The Survivor [NYT]

Comments

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Posted by Random Banker, Oct 29, 2007 5:13PM

Heh? Is this good or bad. I'm pretty sure everyone was fucking afraid of Stan. He'd fire you just for looking at him funny and purge your whole group if they protested.

Being brutally violent toward your underlings only leads to fear and mistrust. Stan got the benefit of the doubt (from me) because people had out the long knives for him from day one, so he had to rule with an iron hand. But long term these dysfunctional cultures contain to seeds of their own destruction.

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Posted by HAM'05, Oct 29, 2007 5:14PM

i love it when you talk dirty bess

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Posted by HAM'05, Oct 29, 2007 5:15PM

i love it when you talk dirty bess

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Posted by HAM'05, Oct 29, 2007 5:16PM

i love it when you talk dirty bess

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Posted by HAM'05, Oct 29, 2007 5:19PM

i love it when you talk dirty bess

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Posted by HAM'05, Oct 29, 2007 5:22PM

just to confirm, multi posts were completely intentional

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Posted by chris, Oct 29, 2007 5:28PM

generally one puts a gun in someone's mouth and pulls the trigger, rather than a bullet, but who would dare correct Dick?

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Posted by GSBSD, Oct 29, 2007 5:32PM

HAM'05 = Hairy Ass Man-whore with 0.5" dick.

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Posted by just me, Oct 29, 2007 5:51PM

Actually, the headline implies emptying a revolver or semi-auto into someone's mouth. The point is those who use terms like that have never been in harm's way or fired a weapon. People who have been in the service and risen to any sort of responsible position, abhor the terms, and the violence because they've actually seen what the expression means.

Stick to frat house sexual humor - its less painful for some of us., OK?

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Posted by HAM'05, Oct 29, 2007 6:13PM

you know it ;)

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Posted by chris, Oct 29, 2007 6:14PM

frat house sexual humor - The point is those who use terms like that have never been in sexual harm's way or shot their load. People who have been in fraternities and risen to any sort of sexual challenge, abhor the terms, and the sexual humiliations because they've actually felt the painful veneral disease that this means.

Stick to military/mafia humor - its less painful for some of us., OK?

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Posted by just me, Oct 29, 2007 7:35PM

@chris- I'm flattered you copied me. Now, enjoy the train ride back to Iowa.

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Posted by The Lazy Shrink, Oct 29, 2007 9:59PM

I would think that guys like Dick might enjoy an hour or two of masochistic repast at a certain femdom club to "ease' the daily pressure of being a hard guy all the time. I'm thinking a red gag ball and zippered black leather hood type activity would be fun for that type. To each his own, eh? Lehman ....Lay man....oh where are Karl and Sigmund when there's a party brewing?

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Posted by , Oct 29, 2007 10:27PM

This guy sounds awesome! But the tie-shredder is made up isn't it?

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Posted by SlashAndBurn, Oct 29, 2007 10:40PM

Random Banker nailed it in post #1 -- no one wants to work in such an environment, and such environments ultimately hinder, not help, performance.

"Dysfunctional culture" indeed.

That said, that was some funny shit Bess.

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Posted by , Oct 29, 2007 11:37PM

she changed it chris.

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Posted by M.Yass, Oct 30, 2007 8:47AM

The shredder story is real...but it was the guy, feet first, not his tie.

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Posted by Auto, Oct 30, 2007 12:18PM

lehman's always been a second tier shop and always will be.

as this puff piece profile of fuld confirms.

i wonder if lehman's PR flacks have lost their jobs yet. i'll bet they were expecting to read how old dick is one of wall street's elder statesmen and a credit to the industry.

instead he comes across as another wanker who gets off on firing up the troops with moldy tough guy rhetoric that only preppie cream puffs would find inspiring.

that the reporter called him on his words and forced him to do a semi-retraction probably goes to show how much lehman miscalculated. i'll bet fuld ripped those flacks a new one for not doing a better job preparing him.

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Posted by car, Oct 30, 2007 5:16PM

auto has no idea wtf he's talking about. fuld himself gave the interview - he knew what was coming. how the f does this involve lehman hr? lehman is far from second tier and is top 3 in the us in terms of prestige and general sexiness so f.o

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Posted by guest, Aug 25, 2008 2:34PM

As a former Lehman employee, I fully believe the tie shredding to be credible, and Fuld comes by this behavior by emulating his predecessor. That particular individual ripped the shirt off an employee's back on the trading floor.

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