Feng Shui Master Says She Was Ron Burkle's Mistress
Elegant, Gracious Gal Pal Got Him Drunk To Get Him Frisky, Writes Tell-All Memoir

Skirt-chasing supermarket mogul Ron Burkle is often said to have done for Bill Clinton on the west coast what Jeffrey Epstein did for the former president on the east coast. (Whatever that is.) So with Epstein now facing lawsuits from the Loch Ness monster and other creatures who allege that they were victims of his unsavory appetites, it only makes sense that Burkle would find himself in the headlines again.

Of course, the charges against Burkle are not so much criminal as potentially embarrassing. An alleged former paramour has told Page Six that Burkle is a "sexually inept lover." Chevyn McClintock describes her attempts to bolster his sexual confidence by getting him drunk. "The only area in life he appeared not to have confidence in was in natural sexual aggression, so I would initiate that transition after a few strong cocktails or large glasses of wine," she writes in her untitled memoir she is hoping will attract the attention of a publisher.

So who is Cheyvn? Her website gives her version of the story of her "beautiful gracious life." (Although writing about how you got a rich guy drunk to get him into the sack and then complaining about his performance is hardly what we might call "gracious.")

From her birth into a classic, traditional, elegant American family, Chevyn has continuously lived a beautiful gracious life. Ms. McClintock has extensive experience in interior design (award-winning, published and televised) Feng Shui Master; Art & Antiquities private dealer (clientele includes some of the most important and influential collectors in America) hostess extraordinaire in Los Angeles, Texas and New York City; fine wine connoisseur and collector (as acknowledged in the New York Times) and patron & fund-raiser for numerous social and charitable origanizations.

Claim: Burkle's A Dud In Bed [Page Six]

Cheyvn McClintock [Cheyvn.com]

Comments

Posted by , Oct 24, 2007 12:01PM

can we get a headline?

Posted by inIT4the$, Oct 24, 2007 12:30PM

bitter, bitter woman

Posted by Jaded, Oct 24, 2007 12:31PM

This from Chevryn's web site... Seriously, what is the service/product...?


Corporate Wives was created by Chevyn G. McClintock to address the very important home, lifestyle, and personal needs of affluent individuals. After achieving financial success the key component is a harmonious flow in all other areas. The objective is personal entertainment in an atmosphere impeccably designed and maintained.

Posted by Cranky, Oct 24, 2007 12:32PM

I like the "exquisite blackamoor" statue she has for sale. Too funny.

Posted by Zbignew, Oct 24, 2007 12:34PM

Women who identify themselves as Interior Designers are the worst sort of self-absorbed, narcissistic, brain dead twats imaginable.

Commonly, they are vapid but good looking trophy wives who are bored of being country club parasites, and tell their hubbies "I want to start my own business!" Rich hubby goes along with it, if only because it will keep her amused, and it can be a handy tax writeoff.

Being a "Feng Shui Master" (Mistress?) is the "With Distinction" or "Magna Cum Laude" of twatitude amongst the Designerati.

Posted by girl, Oct 24, 2007 12:42PM

hahaha

Posted by , Oct 24, 2007 12:47PM

her website is god-awful. nothing exudes success to the accomplished individual like horrible html design.

Posted by MG, Oct 24, 2007 1:03PM

I might not think like a woman, but I'm not quite sure how admitting publicly to being a rich guy's mistress is going to get Chevyn's Corporate Wives business humming...

Posted by , Oct 24, 2007 1:05PM

that's actually funny, b/c i always thought commenter 'MG' was a woman

Posted by Captain Stabbin, Oct 24, 2007 1:35PM

This broad used to work for me, and SHE was horrible in bed (at sea, etc), wtf?!

Posted by , Oct 24, 2007 1:51PM

more importantly, does she do anal?

Posted by just me, Oct 24, 2007 3:14PM

..looks like she doesnt even buy decent furniture..

@mg--agree 200%

Posted by L'Emmerdeur, Oct 24, 2007 5:28PM

So she has a black belt in Feng Shui? KARATE CHOP

God the Chinese are looking forward to the day they rightfully take over and shoot every person who has ever maligned that term.

Posted by Zippo, Oct 24, 2007 6:14PM

Gawker has her declaring Bankruptcy twice and a DWI.

Not saying she has any taste or class, but many a yuppie wife has zero taste as well....so they hire these twits

Peruse the real estate listings and see the Marriott decor people in NYC live in.

Posted by mrclean, Oct 25, 2007 12:32AM

Ron Burkle apparently likes those irritating "gracious" bitches.

Posted by Lisa, Oct 30, 2007 3:46AM

Ms. McClintock should write a book called "FAKERS Always Lose," and try cashing in on the truth.

I don't know Ron Burkle, but I've seen him, he's HOT, and has sex appeal written all over the place!
Just looking at him, you know w/a real sex kitten who's w/him for the RIGHT reasons, intimacy wouldn't be an issue!!

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