Guy Suing Jeffrey Epstein For Touching 16 Year-Old Eagerly Anticipates The Day When “Old White Men [Can] Date Young White Women” Without Shame

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February 05, 2007, 06:46:59 PM Went to a lousy strip club with my friend Howard the other night. I am a super lousy customer since I never spend a dime on table dances. When I think the damn strippers are making $1000 a night there is no way in hell I am going to give them 5 cents of my hard earned money.

Now Howard on the other hand is a different story. The old bastard is 83, loves women in their 20s, and is good for a few hundred a night at these clubs. Unlike most of the younger patrons Howard is actually seriously trying to pick the girls up.

Our society is really funny. 40 years ago if a black guy dated a white woman half the population would go berserk. Now we are told it is the greatest thing since sliced bread on shows like Las Vegas or whatever. Lesbian couples are the glory of the day. So what's left.

Well folks the only real taboo left is old white guys dating young women. The rich old white corporate pigs who run the world and date all the young white girls they want have decided the only way it is ok for every other old white guy to date a young woman is if there is some sad story behind it, i.e. the guy is dying, the woman a psycho, etc. Because of this poor old bastards like Howard have to spend hundreds a night at strip clubs.

Now perhaps one day in the not too distant future the old white corporate pigs who run the world will declare it is a great thing for average old white guys in there 80s to date beautiful 20 year old white girls. When this happy day comes the rest of us poor old white guys will have something to look forward to as we get older. Frankly I much rather look forward to that then looking forward to joining AARP.

Earlier: When You Rebound From Jeffrey Epstein, You Rebound Hard

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Comments

Posted by Insanity Defense?, Oct 19, 2007 3:29PM

The earth is flat I'm fallling off
October 19, 2007, 12:22:36 PM
Ooops 500 years too late. However it is fascinating to listen to terrified liberal and conservative white nappy headed hoes and their hubbies criticize Unroch's Blog. Gee wiz sorry I don't care to give you the George Bush, Hillary Clinton, Jewish, Christian, Moslem bullsit. I am not running to be a member of the gang in the Senate mensroom. I am also not being paid enough to vomit out the party line. Additionally I am a successful enough attorney I don't have to wear a suit up my ass and blabble reassuring nonsense especially since the spirit world blog is not related to my law practice. Yes there is a 523 Quill Porcupine that can predict the future by pulling out the right quill. If vous can't find it too bad lifes tough deal with it. Repeat the 3 chants 14 times a day and you will be happy, happier, and eventually happiest. Ya I know what about scientology but thats a bunch of madison avenue bullshit. In the spirit world YOU will think, they will NOT think for you. 12.7 billion light years is a very long road.

Umm, Okaaaaay buddy. Whatever you say.

Posted by beating a dead horse, Oct 19, 2007 3:33PM

Bess, seriously enough with this story. I would say 50% of readers just skip Epstein stories at this point.

Posted by Wrong, Oct 19, 2007 3:35PM

We skip anything not related to the Epstein saga at this point

Posted by Ghost of J. Howard Marshall, Oct 19, 2007 3:45PM

"Howard"?

Is he talking about me and my dear Anna Nichole who has joined me here in Heaven's trailer park?

Oh, how I miss the Buttery Nipples and Sex on the Beach shooters! The body glitter residue on my wheel chair was so naughty! Even though my Amex bill was mighty high, I was loved.

Anna was a handfull and celebrity. And she didn't have to make a sexy "leaked" home video to do it!

Posted by , Oct 19, 2007 3:55PM

Bess -- Good job carrying the water for Carney today. Time to write-off and go home.

Posted by KLW, Oct 19, 2007 3:57PM

Oh Bess, I was trying to find something funny to say, but none of it is really funny when I'm so nauseous.

Posted by , Oct 19, 2007 3:59PM

KLW-- leaving soon, don't do anything i wouldn't do this weekend!

Posted by KLW, Oct 19, 2007 4:10PM

If I do, I'll be sure to clean up afterwards! Love to Pete Murphy and Co.

Posted by , Oct 19, 2007 4:43PM

Bess carrying water for Carney? At this stage, Carney's been reduced to providing occasional technical analysis with a depressive tinge. Bess is the main event.

Posted by Carney fan, Oct 19, 2007 5:18PM

You guys are pricks. Carney takes a sick day and suddenly you write him off. He's just about the only one who called today's market plunge. It might have a "depressive tinge" but it makes up for it by being right.

Posted by , Oct 19, 2007 8:48PM

I love Carney too, but he has been a little melodramatic of late. Bess is looking on the bright side of.....statutory rape. It's grim all round, I'll give you that.

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