Stan O'Neal May Be Fired For What?

So, as it turns out, Stan O'Neal might not be fired for turning Merrill Lynch into a subprime hedge fund. But he may be fired for talking to Wachovia about a merger without first consulting with Merrill's board. For reals!

"Facing billions of dollars in losses from the subprime mortgage crisis, Merrill Lynch chairman and chief executive, E. Stanley O’Neal, floated the idea of a merger with a large bank, a foray that angered Merrill’s board and could cost him his job, according to people close to the beleaguered Wall Street firm," New York Times hottie Jenny Anderson and some other dude report.

Why fire O'Neal over this talking out of turn thing rather than the massive losses? Pay attention! You see, the losses stemmed from decisions that board of directors of the bank approved. So they can't exactly fire Stan over that without admitting that they kind of suck too. But a phone call with someone at Wachovia that wasn't authorized by the board? That's it! He can totally be fired for that without indicting the board. The lesson: don't answer the phone. Ever. Ev.Er.

Actually, we're pretty sure this is such a cop-out that even Merrill's board couldn't really own up to it.

Merrill’s Chief Is Said to Consider a Bid to Merge [New York Times]

Comments

Posted by 600 Years, Oct 26, 2007 10:19AM

For what? for being a strong black man!

Just one more example of the Man coming down on a brother.

Posted by bullTHIS, Oct 26, 2007 10:21AM

stan conceding hes out. 4B writedown 4th quarter. - CNBC

Posted by M.Yass, Oct 26, 2007 10:33AM

Franklin said some things whitey just wasn't ready to hear.

Posted by s75, Oct 26, 2007 10:50AM

in a way, Merrill was kind of the catalyst for the unfortunate series of events that have led to CEO april o'neal's downfall. ironic that seizing and auctioning off bear's hedge fund assets has led to this,

Posted by Bugs Meany, Oct 26, 2007 10:51AM

I DON'T WANT NO PART OF YOUR TIGHT-ASS COUNTRY CLUB, YA FREAK BITCH!

Anyway--one shitty quarter and he's out, whereas Chuck Prince's job looks as secure as Ted Kennedy's. WTF?

Posted by merkin capital partners, Oct 26, 2007 10:59AM

personally i hope that Leon from Curb is installed as interim. He brings the ruckus to the ladies.

Posted by , Oct 26, 2007 11:21AM

Maybe Stan O'Neal can be CEO of one of those financial institutions inside Second Life.

Posted by strong black man, Oct 26, 2007 12:08PM

fuck the street, ya dig? fuck the street. keepin 2 buck chuck and firing stan the man? are you fucking serious?

Posted by Anal_yst, Oct 26, 2007 12:11PM

@ 11:21 - I Think there was an article in Technology Review about how theres been a run on the banks in Second Life, maybe Stan's a bit too late to ruin those fine institutions

Posted by , Oct 26, 2007 12:24PM

Anal_yst, I think there's a run on a bank or stock exchange in Second Life every week. There are still plenty of "in-world" opportunities for Stan.

Posted by Anon, Oct 26, 2007 12:52PM

Can someone please photoshop Leon Black's head into that Stan O'Niel picture?

Posted by Incompetence and greed; its about time., Oct 26, 2007 10:56PM

oneal, prince and mozilo; all are incompetent thieves who should be fired with absolutely zero severance.

Posted by Incompetence and greed; its about time., Oct 26, 2007 10:57PM

oneal, prince and mozilo; all are incompetent thieves who should be fired with absolutely zero severance.

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