That Time We Went To A Party At Jeff Epstein's

Posted by John Carney, Oct 19, 2007, 12:35pm

abc_epsteinnyhouse3_071003_ssv.jpgWe're having a rough day here this morning. Don't ask. It's one of those days that we suspect should just be canceled.

Anyway, other than our morally dissolute life, the main thing troubling us this afternoon is the possibility that we have actually been in Jeffrey Epstein's apartment. Or mansion. It was two years ago, at a New Year's Eve party. We're still trying to piece together how we ended up there. If we're right about this, he has an indoor pool.

Photos: Jeffrey Epstein's Legal Troubles [ABC News]

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Posted by , Oct 19, 2007 1:13PM

What's the latest on Global Alpha? Hearing bad things.

Posted by , Oct 19, 2007 1:15PM

Carney, you are dirty.

I kinda like.

Posted by Fake Ron Jeremy, Oct 19, 2007 1:17PM

How much did Carney get paid to be the towel boy?

Posted by , Oct 19, 2007 1:19PM

carney, full of shit, even when hung over.

Posted by girl, Oct 19, 2007 1:22PM

beat me to it FRJ...was wondering if he spits or swallows

Posted by guy, Oct 19, 2007 1:35PM

as if theres any doubt...

Posted by Anonymous, Oct 19, 2007 1:48PM

John, if you took a dip in his pool - just wondering if it makes you cringe thinking about how you dried yourself off.

Posted by Danny Douche, Oct 19, 2007 6:04PM

Journalists need to take more marketing classes.....not one picture of a thin, small breasted teenager. That cost approx 2.3 million hits.

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