UBS Will Not Make An Ass Of You And Me (Shareholders? Maybe)

UBS announced its first quarterly loss in nearly five years today, rendering frowns on those Nazi-sympathizers’ faces that even a few anti-Semitic jokes couldn’t turn upside down, which means it must be really bad. The “unquestionably disappointing” $720 million net loss, which overshadowed record earnings in the wealth management operation, was blamed on that $4.4 billion writedown due to subprime issues and the fact that no one knew what was going on at the investment bank.

Unfortunately, UBS just recently fired a CEOi—Peter Wuffli—, and can’t very well make the only 4-month old Marcel Rohner the scapegoat in this situation (unless of course they’ve been dared to do so...in which case-- watch out, Rohner). Managing expectations of what the bank is capabale of (probably so that it can later be said that they “beat analysts’ expectations” and be rewarded for what, to the naked-eye, looks like just plain failure), UBS commented that “[Although] the fourth quarter has started with good results from all businesses, including the investment bank…UBS is not assuming that the quarter will continue as positively as it has begun or that the current difficulties will be resolved in the short term.”

UBS' Swiss Miss [NYP]
UBS to launch reporting season with losses and a warning [Times Online]

Comments

Posted by , Oct 30, 2007 11:37AM

Any idea how far along they are regarding the 1500 people they said they would be cutting from the investment bank?

Posted by MAJ, Oct 30, 2007 11:39AM

"even a few anti-Semitic jokes couldn’t turn upside down"

hahahhahaha hilarious!

Posted by KO, Oct 30, 2007 12:02PM

FIRC trading: -4,226(m)
IB and Equity Trading: +~3,000(m)

I wonder where we should point the fingers...

Posted by , Oct 30, 2007 12:09PM

@ KO-- the investment bank?

"They didn't have very good control over what was happening at their investment bank," said Mark Glazener, a fund manager at Rotterdam-based Robeco, which holds about $65 million of UBS shares. "It's still not very clear what is going on."

Posted by MG, Oct 30, 2007 12:13PM

I think UBS has been sadly lacking in Dealbreaker art. It is such a nameless, faceless, soulless organization, that nothing like a big mug of Stan or the Moz would do. Get on it!

Posted by s75, Oct 30, 2007 12:20PM

seriously, the corporate logo is what, a bunch of keys? snoozefest.

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