RE: John Fitzgerald, whose yet-to-be announced vasectomy will be the one good thing he’s ever done for humanity:
For what it's worth, I looked up John Fitzgerald in Wharton's alumni database and there's nobody in it that fits his description.
How in god's name will he convince women to keep not having sex with him now? Our tears are dried slightly in remembering that he still has his 8.9 rating on Hot or Not to fall back on, but, still, this is almost as bad as the time we found out Aleksey Vayner wasn’t actually a ninja.
Posted by heh , Oct 11, 2007 4:40PM
"How in god's name will he convince women to keep not have sex with him now?"
Posted by , Oct 11, 2007 4:43PM
Ole' Fitzy gives even us douche bags a bad image!
Posted by , Oct 11, 2007 4:47PM
THe guy's name is John Fitzgerald Page. Not sure why people are forgetting the Page bit. I don't know if he's a Penn graduate or not, but people might want to look up the right name.
That doesn't excuse the website though.
Posted by Anon , Oct 11, 2007 4:48PM
John Fitzgerald Page
2870 Pharr Court South, Unit 1508
Atlanta, GA, 30305
Via email:
sgnu88@hotmail.com
Via phone:
404-783-3464
or use Google, ["john fitzgerald page" atlanta], page cache link
Posted by , Oct 11, 2007 4:48PM
nah, i looked it up under both...definitley not a W grad.
Posted by Anon , Oct 11, 2007 4:51PM
Looks like he lives in the 15th floor of his 31 floor highrise in Buckhead.
Posted by , Oct 11, 2007 4:51PM
on his website, it only says he took classes at the b-school.
Posted by , Oct 11, 2007 4:53PM
he said he took classes at wharton, sounds like he just took a couple classes the business school offered to all undergrads
Posted by claimed to be a wharton b-school grad , Oct 11, 2007 4:55PM
hey idiots, in the message to the chick he said this:
"I went to an Ivy League school - the University of Pennsylvania - for my undergraduate degree in economics and my graduate degree in management (Wharton School of Business). Where did you go to school?"
Posted by , Oct 11, 2007 4:56PM
I kinda liked the quadruple post
Posted by , Oct 11, 2007 5:05PM
So did he or didn't he go to Wharton? even for the undergrad? or even did he go to upenn?
Posted by Mike Hunt , Oct 11, 2007 5:08PM
Wait, Alexi Vayner isn't a ninja??????
Posted by ben dover , Oct 11, 2007 5:15PM
It appears he's claiming to have attended Penn's College of Arts and Sciences for his B.A. in Econ (Wharton undergrads get a B.S.), and he clearly claims to have attended Wharton for his MBA.
Posted by KLW , Oct 11, 2007 5:16PM
"I want to do something for humanity."
"How about sterilization?"
Posted by TheUnrepentantGunner , Oct 11, 2007 5:21PM
Let's be honest here. If he really attended Penn, he likely would have been mugged and probably killed on the corner of 43rd and Gunshot..
Because, West Philadelphia was too tough for even Will Smith...
Posted by , Oct 11, 2007 5:24PM
Didn't Soviet Russia have a branch or part of the KGB like the "Ministry of Douchebaggery" to take care of people like this?
Posted by , Oct 11, 2007 5:29PM
He does show up in the Penn alumni directory on QuakerNet. He got his BA in 1990 and his MBA in 1991. The guy's a tool, but he is an alum.
Posted by BL , Oct 11, 2007 5:32PM
that picture looks like he's jackin it...he's making the jackin' it pose
Posted by , Oct 11, 2007 5:43PM
Oh no! From now on I would stay away from Wharton. How could they accept somebody like this? This just shows a broken admission process.
Penn is a school fo losah
Posted by , Oct 11, 2007 5:44PM
Oh no! From now on I would stay away from Wharton. How could they accept somebody like this? This just shows a broken admission process.
Penn is a school fo losah.. This guy tarnished Penn gleaming image. It's over guys.
Posted by Random Banker , Oct 11, 2007 5:51PM
Anon 5:44?
What do you mean how could Wharton admit a guy like this? Wharton is the School that gave us Mikie Milken, Donald Trump and Zach Michealson and has a child Predator as Dean. Now granted Milken actually added some economic value but most Wharton grads are literally a waste of skin. This is exactly the type of guy the Wharton Admissions Staff is looking for. I'm sure he got fast tracked.
Posted by , Oct 11, 2007 5:58PM
he is indeed registered on the penn alum directory, both undergrad in the liberal arts college and mba from wharton
Posted by , Oct 11, 2007 6:00PM
ok, i like to trash douchebags as much as anyone, but this guy is just pathetic. takes part of the fun out of it.
Posted by AJ , Oct 11, 2007 6:02PM
Random Banker: No trash talking Michael Milken. If Milken isn't one of your heroes you should get out of finance.
Posted by Random Banker , Oct 11, 2007 6:08PM
AJ:
I actually love Milken from a finance perspective. Guiliani taking him down is one of the Reason I hate our former Mayor. That said the man's personal taste and cheap toupee left more than a little to be desired.
To put it another way Bid 'em Bruce is a great M&A banker but it doesn't make me want to be Lard Ass anymore.
Posted by , Oct 11, 2007 6:36PM
DealBroker strikes again. One more career flushed down the tubes forever.
Posted by lancey , Oct 11, 2007 6:52PM
and the '88' in his email address prob means he is a nazi too boot
Posted by , Oct 11, 2007 8:32PM
BL you cracked me up!! jackin it pose.. That's the quote of the day!!!!...
Posted by Stevie , Oct 11, 2007 9:57PM
I'd give the credit for this douchebag's career flush to Gawker since they beat Dealbroken to the punch. Not only that, but DB's additional post (this one) was completely wrong since the guy actually did go to Wharton. They get points deducted for that.
Posted by , Oct 11, 2007 10:00PM
thanks for the info, asshat
Posted by , Oct 11, 2007 10:00PM
this shit was fwded to me YESTERDAY (the original emails, not the posts), so i get the points, not gawker or dealbreaker you stupid fuck.
Posted by , Oct 11, 2007 10:13PM
looks more like he's sitting on a 12" butt-plug than jerking off
Posted by Moses , Oct 11, 2007 10:38PM
Shouldn't God be capitalized?
Posted by JF , Oct 11, 2007 10:59PM
Gunner:
UPenn is actually an urban campus in Center City Philadelphia, not West Philly
Posted by JF , Oct 11, 2007 11:03PM
scratch that, didnt mean it
Posted by Real E , Oct 12, 2007 11:48AM
I looked up his address on the Fulton County, GA assessor webpage... apparently, he doesn't own a place at 2870 Pharr Court... looks like a shitshow building anyway...
Posted by armargie , Oct 12, 2007 12:24PM
He mentioned during conversations with the Q100 DJ's that he has been on match.com for 5 yrs. HELLO?? the reason for that isn't his high standards it's because no woman in her right mind would have him!!!!
Posted by get a life , Oct 12, 2007 2:07PM
seriously, who cares if someone lies on the internet. take this thing into perspective. get a hobby. Everyone on here. 11:48 are you google satelliting his condo ARE YOU SERIOUS? i'm willing to be that anyone doing that is just jealous. there are convicts that you can spend your time more effectively looking up if you're so interested. Everyday, people on are arrogant. leave this guy alone, fucking losers.
Posted by I wonder who get a life really is? , Oct 12, 2007 2:23PM
A friend of mine had an almost identical encounter with this guy on Match several months ago. Lying or not -- he is one angry guy -- I bet we see that face in a mug shot sometime soon. He seems to really hate women.
Posted by I wonder who "get a life" really is? , Oct 12, 2007 2:24PM
A friend of mine had an almost identical encounter with this guy on Match several months ago. Lying or not -- he is one angry guy -- I bet we see that face in a mug shot sometime soon. He seems to really hate women.
Posted by get a life , Oct 12, 2007 3:09PM
i'm just someone who is disgusted by some of these posts and how you are LEGITIMATELY ruining this guy's life,
Posted by , Oct 12, 2007 3:16PM
"you are LEGITIMATELY ruining this guy's life"
Awesome isn't it? It's like a video game with real-life repercussions.
Posted by I wonder who , Oct 12, 2007 3:39PM
sorry "get a life" -- thought you were Fitzy!
I don't think anyone is ruining his life. he'll probably end up on some D-list celeb reality show and get out of the corporate grind forever! :-)
Posted by oh man , Oct 12, 2007 4:39PM
I just googled his address. Looks like there is a unit on the 19th floor of his building going for $215,000.
Posted by cool , Oct 12, 2007 11:18PM
Cool - the number posted above appears to be his! Everyone should call and tell him he is a tool.
Posted by RV , Oct 16, 2007 1:11PM
As a resident of Atlanta, I am quite aware of the number of douchebags there are living in the Buckhead and Midtown areas. However, IMO, this guy really needs psychiatric help for Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
http://psychcentral.com/disorders/sx36.htm
Posted by CHRIS HANSEN , Oct 16, 2007 8:54PM
LEAVE JOHN FITZGERALD ALONE!!!!!!!
*sobbing uncontrollably*
Posted by valerie , Oct 17, 2007 2:33PM
Pharr Court is the Buckhead Ghetto, you might as well rent at Post Trashford.
Besides, who lives in Atlanta anymore?
Posted by hate to defend him , Oct 18, 2007 8:03AM
I looked him up (as John Fitzgerald Page) and he is in fact in the Wharton alum database. Just to set the facts straight.
Posted by Danny Moderin , Oct 22, 2007 5:38PM
Never been so damned happy to see someone outed in my life. This guy's been up to the con-artist game for years, hasn't had a real job in at least 10 and is the only true sociopath I've ever met. Wow, and I was unfortunate enough to know him when....
Posted by not such a tool , Oct 26, 2007 11:31AM
Valerie,
You're a bigger poser than Johnny-boy.
Posted by not such a tool , Oct 26, 2007 11:47AM
Valerie,
You're a bigger poser than Johnny-boy.
Posted by anon y mouse , Oct 27, 2007 11:29AM
Actually, this area is not the "ghetto" area of Buckhead, that's a little ways down the road... lol... This building is shown at theconcorde.org if ya wanna take a look (yes, I have the misfortune of sharing the building with this loser, and yes, he is one angry person, especially towards women, as more than one has left the building at a run, trying to get away from him) Quite a nice place to live, actually... Even Ludacris owns a couple units here... :)
Posted by guest , Mar 28, 2008 10:35AM
wow, Ludacris? Then it must be fab!
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 2:44PM
Perfect 10 for shit-laying stance, gets my vote for for Iraqi Olympics team this year.
TN