RE: John Fitzgerald, whose yet-to-be announced vasectomy will be the one good thing he’s ever done for humanity:
For what it’s worth, I looked up John Fitzgerald in Wharton’s alumni database and there’s nobody in it that fits his description.
How in god’s name will he convince women to keep not having sex with him now? Our tears are dried slightly in remembering that he still has his 8.9 rating on Hot or Not to fall back on, but, still, this is almost as bad as the time we found out Aleksey Vayner wasn’t actually a ninja.
“How in god’s name will he convince women to keep not have sex with him now?”
Ole’ Fitzy gives even us douche bags a bad image!
THe guy’s name is John Fitzgerald Page. Not sure why people are forgetting the Page bit. I don’t know if he’s a Penn graduate or not, but people might want to look up the right name.
That doesn’t excuse the website though.
John Fitzgerald Page
2870 Pharr Court South, Unit 1508
Atlanta, GA, 30305
Via email:
sgnu88@hotmail.com
Via phone:
404-783-3464
or use Google, ["john fitzgerald page" atlanta], page cache link
nah, i looked it up under both…definitley not a W grad.
Looks like he lives in the 15th floor of his 31 floor highrise in Buckhead.
on his website, it only says he took classes at the b-school.
he said he took classes at wharton, sounds like he just took a couple classes the business school offered to all undergrads
hey idiots, in the message to the chick he said this:
“I went to an Ivy League school – the University of Pennsylvania – for my undergraduate degree in economics and my graduate degree in management (Wharton School of Business). Where did you go to school?”
I kinda liked the quadruple post
So did he or didn’t he go to Wharton? even for the undergrad? or even did he go to upenn?
Wait, Alexi Vayner isn’t a ninja??????
Wait, Alexi Vayner isn’t a ninja??????
It appears he’s claiming to have attended Penn’s College of Arts and Sciences for his B.A. in Econ (Wharton undergrads get a B.S.), and he clearly claims to have attended Wharton for his MBA.
“I want to do something for humanity.”
“How about sterilization?”
Let’s be honest here. If he really attended Penn, he likely would have been mugged and probably killed on the corner of 43rd and Gunshot..
Because, West Philadelphia was too tough for even Will Smith…
Didn’t Soviet Russia have a branch or part of the KGB like the “Ministry of Douchebaggery” to take care of people like this?
He does show up in the Penn alumni directory on QuakerNet. He got his BA in 1990 and his MBA in 1991. The guy’s a tool, but he is an alum.
that picture looks like he’s jackin it…he’s making the jackin’ it pose
Oh no! From now on I would stay away from Wharton. How could they accept somebody like this? This just shows a broken admission process.
Penn is a school fo losah
Oh no! From now on I would stay away from Wharton. How could they accept somebody like this? This just shows a broken admission process.
Penn is a school fo losah.. This guy tarnished Penn gleaming image. It’s over guys.
Anon 5:44?
What do you mean how could Wharton admit a guy like this? Wharton is the School that gave us Mikie Milken, Donald Trump and Zach Michealson and has a child Predator as Dean. Now granted Milken actually added some economic value but most Wharton grads are literally a waste of skin. This is exactly the type of guy the Wharton Admissions Staff is looking for. I’m sure he got fast tracked.
he is indeed registered on the penn alum directory, both undergrad in the liberal arts college and mba from wharton
ok, i like to trash douchebags as much as anyone, but this guy is just pathetic. takes part of the fun out of it.
Random Banker: No trash talking Michael Milken. If Milken isn’t one of your heroes you should get out of finance.
AJ:
I actually love Milken from a finance perspective. Guiliani taking him down is one of the Reason I hate our former Mayor. That said the man’s personal taste and cheap toupee left more than a little to be desired.
To put it another way Bid ‘em Bruce is a great M&A banker but it doesn’t make me want to be Lard Ass anymore.
DealBroker strikes again. One more career flushed down the tubes forever.
and the ’88′ in his email address prob means he is a nazi too boot
BL you cracked me up!! jackin it pose.. That’s the quote of the day!!!!…
I’d give the credit for this douchebag’s career flush to Gawker since they beat Dealbroken to the punch. Not only that, but DB’s additional post (this one) was completely wrong since the guy actually did go to Wharton. They get points deducted for that.
thanks for the info, asshat
this shit was fwded to me YESTERDAY (the original emails, not the posts), so i get the points, not gawker or dealbreaker you stupid fuck.
looks more like he’s sitting on a 12″ butt-plug than jerking off
Shouldn’t God be capitalized?
Gunner:
UPenn is actually an urban campus in Center City Philadelphia, not West Philly
scratch that, didnt mean it
I looked up his address on the Fulton County, GA assessor webpage… apparently, he doesn’t own a place at 2870 Pharr Court… looks like a shitshow building anyway…
He mentioned during conversations with the Q100 DJ’s that he has been on match.com for 5 yrs. HELLO?? the reason for that isn’t his high standards it’s because no woman in her right mind would have him!!!!
seriously, who cares if someone lies on the internet. take this thing into perspective. get a hobby. Everyone on here. 11:48 are you google satelliting his condo ARE YOU SERIOUS? i’m willing to be that anyone doing that is just jealous. there are convicts that you can spend your time more effectively looking up if you’re so interested. Everyday, people on are arrogant. leave this guy alone, fucking losers.
A friend of mine had an almost identical encounter with this guy on Match several months ago. Lying or not — he is one angry guy — I bet we see that face in a mug shot sometime soon. He seems to really hate women.
A friend of mine had an almost identical encounter with this guy on Match several months ago. Lying or not — he is one angry guy — I bet we see that face in a mug shot sometime soon. He seems to really hate women.
i’m just someone who is disgusted by some of these posts and how you are LEGITIMATELY ruining this guy’s life,
“you are LEGITIMATELY ruining this guy’s life”
Awesome isn’t it? It’s like a video game with real-life repercussions.
sorry “get a life” — thought you were Fitzy!
I don’t think anyone is ruining his life. he’ll probably end up on some D-list celeb reality show and get out of the corporate grind forever! :-)
I just googled his address. Looks like there is a unit on the 19th floor of his building going for $215,000.
Cool – the number posted above appears to be his! Everyone should call and tell him he is a tool.
As a resident of Atlanta, I am quite aware of the number of douchebags there are living in the Buckhead and Midtown areas. However, IMO, this guy really needs psychiatric help for Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
http://psychcentral.com/disorders/sx36.htm
LEAVE JOHN FITZGERALD ALONE!!!!!!!
*sobbing uncontrollably*
Pharr Court is the Buckhead Ghetto, you might as well rent at Post Trashford.
Besides, who lives in Atlanta anymore?
I looked him up (as John Fitzgerald Page) and he is in fact in the Wharton alum database. Just to set the facts straight.
Never been so damned happy to see someone outed in my life. This guy’s been up to the con-artist game for years, hasn’t had a real job in at least 10 and is the only true sociopath I’ve ever met. Wow, and I was unfortunate enough to know him when….
Valerie,
You’re a bigger poser than Johnny-boy.
Valerie,
You’re a bigger poser than Johnny-boy.
Actually, this area is not the “ghetto” area of Buckhead, that’s a little ways down the road… lol… This building is shown at theconcorde.org if ya wanna take a look (yes, I have the misfortune of sharing the building with this loser, and yes, he is one angry person, especially towards women, as more than one has left the building at a run, trying to get away from him) Quite a nice place to live, actually… Even Ludacris owns a couple units here… :)
wow, Ludacris? Then it must be fab!
Perfect 10 for shit-laying stance, gets my vote for for Iraqi Olympics team this year.
TN