Anglo Irish Bank Fairy Intern Bust

kevincolvin.jpgIt’s an email that many on Wall Street have received countless times by now, forwarded around from one bank to another, often with some minor details changed. It tells the story of an intern at a bank who emails his bosses about needing to take a day off work in October to take care of some family business in New York City. But his bosses discover a picture of him at a party in Worcester, Massachusetts, uncovering his duplicity. Worse, his boss attach ed the picture to a response email to him and BCC the entire North American staff of the bank. And, even worse, in the picture the intern—a young man named Kevin—is dressed a fairy—complete with green wings and a star-tipped wand. “Nice wand,” the boss adds in his email.

Wall Street quickly grabbed hold of the email and it spread like wildfire. It spread through banks and jumped from bank to bank. It was a tale of a quite ordinary employee misdeed—a fib to a boss explaining an unscheduled absence—coupled with a humiliating factory. Overworked and threatened with unemployment and—relative to past years—underpayment, Wall Streeters were happy to enjoy the schadenfreude and, perhaps, the relief that comes from being able to say, “There but for the grace of God go I.”

But is it real? We received the email many times. Sometimes Kevin was an intern at Goldman Sachs. Once at Bear Stearns. Most frequently, however, he worked for Anglo Irish Bank, which has offices in Boston. The confused details—including a Yankee cap supposedly at a Worcester party—left an air of implausibility about the email. And, what’s more, it seemed almost too perfect to be true.

[Spreading more fairy dust after the jump.]

Surprisingly, the email seems to be authentic. Yesterday we spoke to a man named Paul Davies—supposedly the name of Fairy Kevin’s boss—at Anglo Irish who seemed not at all surprised by the story, or that his name was attached to it. He declined to comment on the story, and gave us the number of his press relations person. This is fairly typical behavior in well-trained bankers but there was something about his manner which suggested that—however improbably—this story actual might have some truth in it. Our suspicions were further raised when the spokesperson for Anglo Irish never returned our phone call.

What inspired us to follow-up on this story—rather than just ignore it—is that ValleyWag had actually decided to run with it. While we have no insight into the fact checking apparatus at ValleyWag or its parent, Gawker Media, we assume they don’t just print these things willy-nilly. We continue to investigate but aren’t drawing any firm conclusions yet. But we’re less skeptical this afternoon than we were when we started.

Intern Busted By Facebook [ValleyWag]

Comments

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Posted by , Nov 13, 2007 12:27PM

NSFW

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Posted by Lee D, Nov 13, 2007 12:33PM

Firstly, you should never let the truth stand in the way of a good story.

Secondly, I have no doubt that the world is full of idiots just as dumb as this kid is purported to be. So the tale is highly probable, one way or another.

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Posted by Fake Stevie Cohen, Nov 13, 2007 12:43PM

He could possibly work for us. Dresses for success, probably doesn't have any personality flaws.....

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Posted by The Forehead Slapper, Nov 13, 2007 12:47PM

Well, find the Facebook entry........

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Posted by LippyTex, Nov 13, 2007 12:56PM

I just gave a talk about "trading" to a major corporation's interns and they were half asleep during most of the talk. I even dumbed it down for them. One young man stopped me in the middle of a talk to correct the pronunciation of his name from my "Allen" to his "All-an". Later, I singled him out nicely and asked him to forward his resume to me as I wanted really, really bad to "give him a reference" when he started looking for a job in the real world. Heh heh heh.

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Posted by , Nov 13, 2007 1:15PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Posted by , Nov 13, 2007 1:16PM

hahaha,,nice burn. very very noiice!!

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Posted by Anal_yst, Nov 13, 2007 1:33PM

This intern just learned an invaluable less, albeit more painfully than others, that your facebook/myspace/adultfriendfinder/whatever profile should be 1)strictly private, 2)don't friend your coworkers/bosses if you're going to have incriminating evidence there.

Kid really has a future, perhaps, in next years halloween parade

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Posted by Anal_yst, Nov 13, 2007 1:37PM

This intern just learned an invaluable less, albeit more painfully than others, that your facebook/myspace/adultfriendfinder/whatever profile should be 1)strictly private, 2)don't friend your coworkers/bosses if you're going to have incriminating evidence there.

Kid really has a future, perhaps, in next years halloween parade

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Posted by Anal_yst, Nov 13, 2007 1:38PM

This intern just learned an invaluable less, albeit more painfully than others, that your facebook/myspace/adultfriendfinder/whatever profile should be 1)strictly private, 2)don't friend your coworkers/bosses if you're going to have incriminating evidence there.

Kid really has a future, perhaps, in next years halloween parade

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Posted by anon anon anon, Nov 13, 2007 1:42PM

Lippy Tex
you will need a big container for all the "references" you might want to give. There are more "All-ans" than this All-an. Millions more and they are mostly all younger than you.
Your history.

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Posted by pierre, Nov 13, 2007 1:55PM

i'm sure this kid's father is proud of him

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Posted by Larry Craig, Nov 13, 2007 2:00PM

Oh wow. I wish my interns would dress up like that.

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Posted by slimjim, Nov 13, 2007 2:08PM

these god damn fags are all over. i hope i see him on the other end of a glory hole one of these days so i can stick a m80 in his mouth. Sicko would probably get off on it. This fag is givingBusch light a bad name. he probably sticks that wad in his pee hole. These people are sick.

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Posted by BL the Anon, Nov 13, 2007 2:15PM

that kid is definitely rollin on X

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Posted by mrpink, Nov 13, 2007 2:22PM

slimjim-

May we ask, what would *YOU* be doing at a glory hole waiting for our intern fairy?


Sincerely,
The Pink Fag Across from 85 Broad.

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Posted by mrpink, Nov 13, 2007 2:25PM

BTW, Larry Craig - shouldn't we invite him up to Palace 383 for a little post-Halloween "fun"?

Bwahahahaah

-mrp.

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Posted by , Nov 13, 2007 2:31PM

how are you going to SEE him on the other side of a glory hole? omg my entire understanding about how glory holes work is crumbling!

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Posted by slimjim, Nov 13, 2007 2:32PM

good question pink, i go to glory holes for many reason. sometime i there to take picture of the men comming out of the stall an put it on the internet. other times i bust in while the fags are in the act and yell he has AIDS at the top of my lungs, gives me a good laugh.

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Posted by mrpink, Nov 13, 2007 2:35PM

Anon @ 2:31-

I'm sure 'slimjim' would be more than happy to explain the complex workings of said gloryholes and the complex variables that go into computing the 'fuck' factor of these 'Level 3' places.

Slimjim- educate us with your 'broad' knowledge of pricing the fuck factor given the current market environment for glory holes.

-mrp.

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Posted by mrpink, Nov 13, 2007 2:43PM

Slimjim-

Seems you have a bit too much time on your hands then.. Ever snap a pic of Jeff Epstein?

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Posted by lasnoote.amate., Nov 13, 2007 2:47PM

its true.

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Posted by slimjim, Nov 13, 2007 2:57PM

glory holes are free, unless you want an STD then they charge you. i wish i got a pictue of that pederas Jeff Epstein, but i did get a picture of that scumbag A-Rod. we had a conversation and he said he would hit me a homer if i deleted the picture.

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Posted by Lumbergh, Nov 13, 2007 5:24PM

Hey LippyTex (12:56),
Please disappear off the face of the earth. From your tone of voice you sound like one of those "Gen X" people, or worse, a crabby old "Boomer" who hates the interns because you know you'll be working for one of them someday when you're 80 because you didn't save enough money for your retirement. Maybe the problem isn't with the interns, but that you're just really boring and have no personality.

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Posted by anon, Nov 13, 2007 5:34PM

Absolutely true. I know people that work there and heard about this before it was published on Valleywag.

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Posted by The Mongbat, Nov 13, 2007 6:17PM

Say, what's wrong with Generation X? I always hated that monicker, but I guess we're stuck with it. If Lumbergh is part of the gang of kids that comes after us, I suppose that makes him one of the first group to roll off the "self esteem" conveyor belt.

Don't worry Lumbergh, you'll either do as well as the teachers always told you you would, or you'll implode delightfully. I, for one, have been salivating at the notion of getting to see a group of kids who have been shielded from all possible emotional ouchies finally entering the workforce. Real world incoming!

I wish I was a shrink. Business is about to start booming for those guys.

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Posted by , Nov 13, 2007 8:39PM

wow, kid's actually really hot. i'd do him, with or without that costume.

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Posted by Crab Hands Jr, Nov 13, 2007 10:07PM

To all worshippers of DB, unfortunately I believe that's a picture of a housemate on drugs during halloween.

Sorry to disappoint, but dialed a wrong connection ppl...

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Posted by mrpink, Nov 13, 2007 11:22PM

Anon @ 8:39P-

He is hot... indeed... up to Pink's standard.. but c'mon... Do you REALLY believe that he would be a good lay in bed? (Maybe I've had one too many empires at the brew house)

Note to Bess: Get the fairy on DB. Your pink constituency would LOVE to meet him ... L. Craig, NO HE IS NOT COMING TO THE 14TH FLOOR BSC BATHROOM!!!!!!!! (That includes your mansion Mr. Epstein)

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Posted by busted, Nov 14, 2007 2:39AM

He does have that deer in the headlights look about him

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Posted by , Nov 14, 2007 11:11AM

re mrpink @11:22 agree totally we gay boys need something more entertaining than just knowing that all the homophobic bravado that comes from the "staight" guys on the desk means that they have a deep desire to be sucking cock and taking it up the ass. Those are the ones that enjoy it most, in my experience.

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Posted by Lumbergh, Nov 14, 2007 1:19PM

Hey don't worry, Mongbat, I am doing as well as the teachers/parents always told me I would.

The "real world" is easy. From what I recall, your generation had a lot more angst about joining the workforce than we did. And don't even get me started about the Baby Boomer (ie let's rebel against our parents until we're 50) crowd. Looking forward to giving you a job someday despite your obsolescence.

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Posted by , Nov 22, 2007 5:27AM

Maybe he took care of some family business during the day as he said. doesnt mean he couldnt go out that night. (ok he prob did blag the day off) but so what? is is really newsworthy??! He never said he was sick....

claire. Dublin

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Posted by guest, Sep 03, 2008 4:13PM

Defamation. Hope that intern knows it.

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