China: You let us date-rape your children, we'll maintain our US currency reserves

Posted by , Nov 08, 2007 4:13PM

Bess. You are *INSANE*

Posted by , Nov 08, 2007 4:16PM

the story is about "Chinese-made toys recalled for containing date-rape drug" so no, she's not insane. definitely hilarious though.

Posted by Rumo Herown, Nov 08, 2007 4:41PM

Bess--Insane, you are on occasion, but criminal, you are NOT. Do us all a favor and tone down the headline. Date rape is disturbing enough, date-raping children?? Jeesh! Where are your legal advisors and editors? Gone home after a 3-hour siesta??

Posted by horse-bit tassels, Nov 08, 2007 4:49PM

Rumo Herown,
here-here. date-rape of children is a lil bit too much.

Posted by Mark Foley, Nov 08, 2007 4:52PM

sounds like a great gift for my pages.

Posted by , Nov 08, 2007 5:01PM

idiots-- read the article: the toys contained the date rape drug.

Posted by , Nov 08, 2007 5:08PM

I love you Bess

Posted by Rumo Herown, Nov 08, 2007 5:26PM

Hey, 5:10? Well aware of the article, but this headline is ALL WRONG. Bess is far more clever/funny than this... I'd hate to put words in his mouth (but maybe his writer is on strike?). Had his writer been on the watch, the headline would have read more like "China: You let us date-rape your daughters..." which would have been more in line with his cyber persona.

Posted by , Nov 08, 2007 5:32PM

um, newcomer? bess is a girl. and you should really leave the headline writing up to the funny people, i.e. not you.

Posted by em, Nov 08, 2007 5:33PM

pipe down hippies...

Posted by HAM'05, Nov 08, 2007 5:41PM

its not date rape if they say yes, no matter how old they are

Posted by NotNasser, Nov 08, 2007 5:41PM

My only question: when did the point of origin of salmon become a sufficiently crucial issue to warrant this endless poll?

Posted by , Nov 08, 2007 6:16PM

Don't like it, don't read it.

Posted by aquadot brownies, Nov 08, 2007 8:35PM

What was this Bess guy thinking? He must be an insane criminal.

Posted by , Nov 08, 2007 11:30PM

I know that the value of dollar hit record low compared to other currencies but is that enough to cause famine in the U.S that even toys were fed to children? What the hell! Those are toys NOT foods!!!
It must have been that in China they are not aware that that chemical is used by Americans as "date-rape" It's only in America! It's a shame?
And, BTW, I don't blame China (I'm not Chinese) but those irresponsible and negligent parents.They aren't supposed to let those todlers play with those small beads.
Bess what's your IQ score? Just curious.

Posted by , Nov 08, 2007 11:32PM

why do you want to know bess's IQ?

Posted by conspiracy theory, Nov 08, 2007 11:41PM

everytime China angers U.S expect recalls.when PetroChina hit 1 trillion, I bet with my 3 co-workers, a dinner at The Chops, that there will be recalls within a week. and I was goddamn right!!!This is the 3rd time around.

Posted by conspiracy theory, Nov 08, 2007 11:42PM

everytime China angers U.S expect recalls.when PetroChina hit 1 trillion, I bet with my 3 co-workers, a dinner at The Chops, that there will be recalls within a week. and I was right!!!This is the 3rd time around.

Posted by , Nov 08, 2007 11:44PM

morons

Posted by Finn, Nov 09, 2007 3:35AM

Uhm, really 11:41? The US was angry when Petro hit 1 trillion?

And what is the ever astute reasoning behind that?

I assume from your food winning theories that the CIA must be out adding lead and date rape drug chemical derivatives to toys around the world in advance so that our response of a recall can be perfectly timed to our anger over future Chinese actions?

So if China suddenly invades Taiwan, I suppose we are gonna what? Go full throttle and do an extra massive recall of Christmas ornaments (that we secretly precoated with cooties)?

Your conspiracy delusion is messing with my Happy Christmas filled with Chinese made goods.

I wonder if your 3 friends would take the bet that every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings.

A quartet sharing a meal and an intellect.

Posted by , Nov 09, 2007 11:29AM

this is what happens when we complain about the lead paint

Posted by Euro Hedgie, Nov 12, 2007 4:08AM

For the MORON newbies on here... this is a little wake up call...

BESS IS A GIRL (or babe actually)...

Stop referring to her in the masculine you idiots, Fuck me, dont you guys do any research at all? Google Bess and you'll get a picture of her.