Stephen and Ellen Schwarzman’s son, Edward “Teddy” Schwarzman, was married off Saturday evening to Ellen Maria Zajac, daughter of Ellen and John Zajac. (Ellen DeGeneres performed a couple of sets during cocktail hour and just before the cutting of the cake, and Ellen Barkin sat at table 19. Over dinner, someone mentioned something about Teddy finally fulfilling his life-long dream of marrying a woman with the same name as his favorite actress, Grey’s Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo.) So sad and, yet, kind of meh (call us when Daniel Loeb’s unborn son is no longer available, then we’ll be upset. NB: Carney does not share the indifference. When I’m finished with this, I’ll go try and talk him off the ledge). One DealBreaker spy in attendance for the nuptials reports that “there were fireworks after dessert” and talk that Schwarzman junior had been encouraged to “marry for money,” on account of the family business falling on hard times.
Ellen Zajac and Teddy Schwarzman [NYT]
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why the hell is he in law?
Did he marry the girl from scrubs?
Jamaica? That’s really trashy
Gaining experience outside of the family firm is a good idea. This way he can get hired and have less complaints about nepotism. She is a dead ringer for Sarah Chalke, the girl from Scrubs aka Becky#2 from Roseanne!
That’s funny, I thought he looks just like Zach Braff.
Also, I giggled at this line: “They met at Duke, from which they received their law degrees, he cum laude.”
The bride and bridegroom are associates at law firms in New York. She is in the structured finance practice at Thacher Proffitt & Wood, where she works in residential mortgage-backed securities
She doesn’t appear to be jewish…is that kosher?
betcha after I get out of jail I’ll be slipping her my fat cock
lucky sperm club asshole
“He cum laude” ?? Man, they show do print personal thangs in all yalls newspapers.
How tall is he?
Really ? Am I gonna be invited to the wedding?
odds on her converting and/or the kids being raised in the Tribe?
I was so disappointed. Teddy marrying a shiksa and they served pork at the reception ! Oy vey.
Odds being 100%, pierre. You know that crap never works the other way -even if she has some sense of herself, they’ll make a mission of it to wear her down even if they ain’t religious.
In case you haven’t guessed, I’m a constant source of frustration to my in-laws. Bribes of a sort have been attempted, but I don’t need the money.
I hope you are not having children then
Sure I did. They are being rasied as Seventh Day Adventists as a compromise.
stay strong Drano
I fell in love with a Jewish girl. We wanted to get married, my family wanted her to convert to Christianity. Her family objected. I married her anyway, under the strict condition that we only do it in the butt.
they seem a decent couple although things would be easier if girl converted to judiaism.
Hey muslimguy, what do your models look like? Do you use a 0% cost of capital in all your DCF calculations?
he should just accept the gift of salvation
She is smart; she married for money, obviously anticipating a future layoff from her mortgage backed securities practice.
I believe the gift of salvation is taxable to the receiver.
the Jews killed Jesus, let us never forget this. Since he is jewish he will make he convert, cheat on her, get divorced and then she will spend eternity burning in hell fire. Look at his Jew smile, no wonder the muslims hate us.
The Jews killed Jesus, don’t ever forget that. He probably will offer her a BMW to convert but in the end will jew her down to acura. Looks like the guy i let in traffic today but did not wave, typical heeb.