Most women we know were quite upset by the widely circulated email responding to a Craig’s List ad from a young women looking to marry. The response claimed that women’s looks were a depreciating asset, while the financial value of wealthy men increased with age.
Well, ladies, we’re sorry to say that the response got some evidential–or at least anecdotal–support today from Page Six. Apparently seventy-seven year old George Soros has traded in his 63 year old wife for a 22 year old Russian playgirl named Marina Zelle (pictured left}. Or, at least, that she is one of the many “young lovelies” he has entertained at his South Hampton Home.
“Sources say the financier and founder of moveon.org has ‘a fondness for girls in their early 20s,” Page Six reports.
Actually, we had reports this summer that Soros and Zelle were together at a party at real estate investor turned nouveau socialite Andrew Barrock’s Water Mill mansion. But we couldn’t confirm they were “together together” so we let the item die. So, you know, maybe?
(Picture credit: New York Social Diary.)
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Reverting back to the reviting study that finds that Warren Buffet followers would fare better than the broader market, I think we should all follow the Soros model and trade in for younger models.
She looks like a cross between Rachel and Phoebe. Definitely the second best combination, behind Joey and Marcel, that is.
I hate that leftist bastard but I gotta give him some dap for that one.
he may be a sonofabitch, but Devil willing i’ll be boning 20 yr olds when i’m 70 too, viagra or not
Like most of Soros’ strategies for the past fifteen years, he’s just following behind positions that other big players have already taken.
why doesn’t he make a move on Bess?
She’d be hot if a penis was included
hey Lar, what time we meeting in the BSC 14th floor men’s room?
He has ‘a fondness for girls in their early 20s’?
Geez. Who doesn’t? (Aside from Jeff Epstein. And Bess, though hopefully not.)
Why would women be offended by the response to the craigslist posting? oh yeah, because it is true. they hate that.
Anon 2:12pm – How’s 3:00PM? Bring condoms and pitch books.
I guess I now know what he means by MoveOn …
zbignew, you might have just said “look at me, i am zbignew, i know nothing!”
Headline suggestion:
“Dump and Pump”
Susan Weber Soros just needs to get herself a hot, 22-year old cabana boy.
It’s simple mathematics: 22 goes into 63 a lot more times than 77 goes into 22.
Southampton, Bess, Southampton. It’s not like you haven’t been there or anything.
All he is doing is using a quant model for his “lovey-doveyness”. It’s so simple, I can’t believe you didn’t figure it out. His rule is this: His age added to the girls age can’t total more than 99 years.
Perhaps Larry Craig can confirm your math…..
Hilarious.
I hear them Russian gals can “suck start” a motorcycle.
russians are the purest form of whore possible. all they care about is money (not that there’s anything wrong with that, so long as you know the trade). i guess 70 yrs of communism will do that to a nation.
wow pierre, you are a complete douchebag
Eastender @2:58 Carney wrote the piece. As you point out, Bess knows better.
The Poles are much worse whores.
@ russian: i didn’t necessarily mean to insult a whole people, although that was certainly foreseeable. it’s just in my experience every russian i’ve met is a pure materialist, in the worst sense of the word. (granted, these are mostly strippers and wall st guys)
The poles are nuns compaired to the russian. 60% of all Russian pregnancies end in abortion. Why so many abortions cause there are so many whores. Simple math you faggots.
Damn, too bad his wife has to take the other side of that trade. Open Society indeed…
slimjim you should’ve been swallowed or better yet aborted you stupid a-hole. fun posting anonymously on some message board isn’t it you pathetic coward
Slimjim – I don’t follow your thought process in calling people faggots because they get each other pregnant too much.
ussr, perhaps you can enlighten us on why there are so many abortions in your beloved mother russia?
While I can’t speak for him/her, I don’t think slimjim was calling russians faggots.
No one showed up in the men’s room. Is everybody out of the office for Thanksgiving?
sorry larry, my MD was barebacking me at 3pm in the BSC dining room. how’s 5 o’clock?
George Soros is not a founder of MoveOn.org
MoveOn was founded in 1998 by Wes Boyd and Joan Blades. Soros had noting to do with it. He’s just one of many, many contributors and he’s not even been the biggest financial contributor. In addition, Soros hasn’t given MoveOn a dime since 2004.
Sloppy “journalism”.
hey ivan, while putin and the rodina are sitting on record levels of oil wealth, maybe you’d like to explain the despicable conditions in russian orphanages (at least from the 30% of fetuses that aren’t aborted). This is from Human Rights Watch:
Yet today, in another archipelago of grim state institutions, the authorities of the Russian Federation are violating the fundamental rights of tens of thousands of innocent citizens: children abandoned to state orphanages.
Human Rights Watch has found that from the moment the state assumes their care, orphans in Russia—of whom 95 percent still have a living parent—are exposed to shocking levels of cruelty and neglect. Infants classified as disabled are segregated into “lying-down” rooms, where they are changed and fed but are bereft of stimulation and lacking in medical care.
Thanks for that info Laura, no one gives a shit about that. The story is about a old scumbag banging a 22 year old. Now go get dinner ready and don’t forget to vote Hillary.
If i was a billionaire i’d also be an old scumbag nailing 22 ukrainian models
russian: calling pierre and slimjim douchebags is an insult to the douchebag community.
She’s Russian not Ukrainian, dumbass.
wow anominous you really showed me. Why don’t you untuck your penis you liberal bitch.
@ 4:42 does it make a g*ddamned difference? ukrainian, russian, byelorussian, all the same thing
Can’t we all just get along
4:47, i wouldn’t tell that to someone who fought for their independence.
@ 4:47, interesting, since basically half of the ukraine wants to rejoin russia (see viktor yanukovych’s support in the east and crimea), and belarus would leap at the chance to reform the USSR, but even Putin’s not crazy enough to take belarus back
I suppose it was her little trick of picking up the €500 notes without using her hands that closed the deal with Georgie.
They are just like me and you. Under the same circumstances…. Give me a break. But go with your gut.
Actually, the story is a smear job, and it mentions MoveOn.org specifically in order to link a progressive political organization to this smutty and unsubstantiated story.
And I don’t cook, dick, so take your own cro-mag ass to the kitchen.
Man do we need Ron Paul and STAT.
“Those whom the gods would destroy they first make ridiculous.”
To Figured Out: there was a French mathematician who devised a scientific calculation for wives/girlfriends/mistresses. Take the man’s age, divide by two, and add seven. For Old Dirty George, that’d be about 45-46.
im 34. that means i can’t date bess. that means the rule is wrong.
Oh, I thought it was MoveOn Org, not MoveOn Orgy.
Dear Anon:
Hey, I said he was a *French* mathematician.
Must be his dashing good looks…
…or maybe not. He looks rather like a fire-damaged Monchichi.
OK, the comments in this thread are some of the funniest I’ve read so I rule for this thread as a champion thread.
Connected to Mata Hari ?
Mata Hari was the stage name of Margaretha Geertruida (Grietje) Zelle (7 August 1876, Leeuwarden, The Netherlands – 15 October 1917, Vincennes, France), a Dutch exotic dancer and courtesan who was executed by firing squad for espionage during World War I.[1]
Susan Soros isn’t 63. She is about 53. I am sure that she is not amused.
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Omg..I kno her lol.. Shes My Next Door Neighbor!! I Didnt kno she was a Hooker…lol
415 E 57St NY,NY
I thought George Soros’ new love is Jennifer Chun the Violinist. I saw them at the other day in NYC they looked quite happy together!!
And I actually heard it his ex wife Susan is hot with some much younger “Boy Toy”!!!!
I thought George Soros’ new love is Jennifer Chun the Violinist. I saw them at the other day in NYC they looked quite happy together!!
And I actually heard it his ex wife Susan is hot with some much younger “Boy Toy”!!!!
I thought George Soros’ new love is Jennifer Chun the Violinist. I saw them at the other day in NYC they looked quite happy together!!
And I actually heard it his ex wife Susan is hot with some much younger “Boy Toy”!!!!
I thought George Soros’ new love is Jennifer Chun the Violinist. I saw them at the other day in NYC they looked quite happy together!!
And I actually heard it his ex wife Susan is hot with some much younger “Boy Toy”!!!!
I thought George Soros’ new love is Jennifer Chun the Violinist. I saw them at the other day in NYC they looked quite happy together!!
And I actually heard it’s his ex wife Susan is hot with some much younger “Boy Toy”!!!!
I thought George Soros’ new love is Jennifer Chun the Violinist. I saw them at the other day in NYC they looked quite happy together!!
And I actually heard it’s his ex wife Susan is hot with some much younger “Boy Toy”!!!!
Georege Soros tries to look heterosexual, but since he bankrolls left-wing liberal Democrats, he’s a gayboy, just as all Democrats are Godless queer commies.
Georege Soros tries to look heterosexual, but since he bankrolls left-wing liberal Democrats, he’s a gayboy, just as all Democrats are Godless queer commies.
How ignorant. It is well known that all Dem males fall into exactly one of two mutually-exclusive categories: either funtime euro-disco partyboys (Geffen, Barney Fwank) or international player’s club snizz-diddlers (Clinton, Kennedy, Epstein, my own august self).
Don’t hate.
Maybe the Rusky ones are different but most hot 22 year old American girls are too dumb to deal with for any length of time. In fairness, some/many good looking 22 year old American men are probably not much better in that department I’m guessing, gay banker etc care to weigh-in?
Soros is using Rosetta Stone learning how to say “ass to mouth” in Russian.
Does anyone remember some young girl talking about “how disgusting “it” was with Mick Jagger”? Well the same is now being done by a former Playgirl…writing a book about “how disgusting “it” was with Heffner”….won’t be long and this Russian will be writing a book/blog about “how disgusting “it” is with Soros.”!!
BTW–This is the second time in less than one week I’m hearing about MUCH older guys BUYING these Russian mail-order brides. The one I am personally aware of has been knocked up three times now and she’s only in her mid-twenties. Seems this old man intends to keep her barefeet & pregnant so no one else may be interested in her….Don’t these girls know whatthey’re getting into? Afterall, they meet these old farts first don’t they…BEFORE they get married?..and if these gals think these old farts are going to let them divorve them…NOT…Pretty disgusting if you ask me! Just like all that s— that goes on in some of these Asian countries with the selling of young girls and boys!!..Or Middle Eastern countries…pre-arranged marriages when the kids are barely out of their diapers!! Why are M.E.N. so f—— DISGUSTING?!?!!!!
Got busy and missed the bigger story, did you, Bess???
http://www.corporateprofile.com/?p=1118
Take heart ye wrinkled but rich, she seems undeniably effective…
About two months ago, I was sitting next to him in Jean George’s Market Restaurant in the Mark Hotel with a very young, beautiful Asian girl who couldn’t have been older than 22. Amazingly, my friend with whom I was dining, asked me what a young girl like that would see in an old guy like him. I said to her: “Are you crazy — the ultimate aphrodisiacs, money and power.” They left the restaurant fondling each other.