party_crasher-22245.jpegWith the passing of Thanksgiving, the fall social season has officially come to a close. Now the holiday season is upon us. For some of you that means Christmas trees, for some of you that means dreidels, for some of you that means [insert something associated with Kwanza here]; and for others [fill in objects related to whatever other religion you practice here]. Yes, this is a divisive time of year.
But take heart, for we can obviously agree that “the holidays” mean one thing to us all—free drinks on our bosses’ dimes (and if you’re lucky, other “things,” too). And since you’re reading DealBreaker, you’re clearly the type of person who gets invited to tantalizingly salacious parties circa December/January, or at least ones with the potential to be so. And in less of a “we’re going to publish pictures that will ruin you, professionally and socially” and in more of a “this is the kind of party that no one will be able to remember in the morning unless there’s photographic evidence of its awesomeness,” we think you should totally send invites to any and all of these events to us at tips at dealbreaker dot com. (Use the subject line: “Holiday Party.”)
What’s in it for you? Two words: Bess Levin. We’ll be sending her to as many of these parties as her liver, brain and our insurance premiums can handle. And don’t worry about possible law-related problems, as her driver’s license informs us that she’s legal to drink. But just barely.
So send us the invites, or at least the time, place and manner. As always, the identities of all tipsters will be kept in strictest confidence.

Comments (37)

  1. Posted by Anonymous | November 29, 2007 at 3:55 PM

    You guys are hysterical

  2. Posted by Dave Chappelle | November 29, 2007 at 3:57 PM

    You missed Wells Fargo’s last night at 230 Fifth…

  3. Posted by NSD | November 29, 2007 at 4:02 PM

    Will we get a pic of Bess beforehand so we know who she is, or will she be incognito?

  4. Posted by girl | November 29, 2007 at 4:04 PM

    Dave, that place looks like a washed up strip club in Indiana, i doubt they missed anything.
    Is Carney still on crutches or can he come too? I need a shield from all the losers who think these parties are a grope fest after a few G & T’s…

  5. Posted by Anonymous | November 29, 2007 at 4:05 PM

    if ‘girl’ and bess hook up, they can come to lehman’s party.

  6. Posted by Moho | November 29, 2007 at 4:07 PM

    Girl, what makes you think Carney isn’t the likeliest person in the room to grope you after a few drinks?

  7. Posted by LippyTex | November 29, 2007 at 4:09 PM

    I went to a Xmas party held by Amoco gas traders at their west Houston campus back in 1995 and the president of that gas group was a well known, upwardly mobile corporate “celebrity” lady. Much to my surprise that evening, she started chasing another “celebrity” gas trader from another company all around the Amoco offices at full speed. Those in the know thought such antics to be hilarious. I am still baffled by it to this day. I wasn’t in on the joke I guess. She is a noble person for sure.
    BP merged with Amoco in 1998 and if you asked a BP trader how to pronounce the new company, he/she would reply, “Well, the “Amoco” is silent….”
    The BP people still diss Amoco on their website. Google “history of Amoco” (the one at BP.com) and you’ll see the slap!

  8. Posted by Anonymous | November 29, 2007 at 4:12 PM

    girl thinks carney is gay..

  9. Posted by John Carney | November 29, 2007 at 4:13 PM

    Girl: I’m fully mobile these days. Send us your info and I’ll do my best.

  10. Posted by Bad Leg Quezada | November 29, 2007 at 4:14 PM

    How does one grope another when one is using crutches anyway? Fake arm and hand glued to the crutch while a good hand makes the move?

  11. Posted by Anonymouse | November 29, 2007 at 4:22 PM

    Send Bess, Muffy, and Equity Private, and we’ll make sure they get into the Scores VIP room at the Goldman Sachs after-party. (They might have to dance, though.)

  12. Posted by Trying to Remember | November 29, 2007 at 4:28 PM

    Didn’t some big South American rainmaker for GS get booted because of his titty-bar bills down there and a female associate said it wasn’t fair that he was allowed to use table dances to get biz when she wouldn’t or couldn’t?
    By the way, is it “tittie-bar” or “titty-bar”? Would someone check with the FBN style editors?

  13. Posted by awgod | November 29, 2007 at 4:30 PM

    Carney, you pimp!

  14. Posted by girl | November 29, 2007 at 4:35 PM

    @ 4:05- I thought Joshua Tree was the unofficial Lehman party 3 years running, I don’t think that warrants a make out with another girl ;-)
    @JC- keep your eyes peeled

  15. Posted by Nominate me | November 29, 2007 at 4:37 PM

    Wait a minute! Hold on! GS rents out the champagne room at Scores?
    1. Pull out resume
    2. IM GS contacts
    3. Scores/Profit?

  16. Posted by HAM'05 | November 29, 2007 at 4:45 PM

    scores doesnt take amex, corp or other – wonder how those “gs rainmakers” had events there.
    girl, joshua tree ca 2005 (along with the rest of the shitholes on that whole strip) had a stab-yourself-in-the-babymaker crowd and id be willing to wager its only gotten worse.
    that said, id even go back to lotus to watch bess make out with boobs

  17. Posted by Anon | November 29, 2007 at 5:07 PM

    If DealBreaker’s travel budget can stomach a cross-country flight, I’d be delighted to have Bess accompany me to ML’s holiday party in LA.

  18. Posted by Anonymous | November 29, 2007 at 5:15 PM

    tex … is this an oilman in-joke? i dont get it

  19. Posted by Anonymous | November 29, 2007 at 5:17 PM

    @5:15 thanks i was wondering if I was the odd one here

  20. Posted by 1-2 | November 29, 2007 at 5:35 PM

    Who is Muffy?

  21. Posted by Anonymous | November 29, 2007 at 5:37 PM

    yeah i dunno, all i see are some typos

  22. Posted by Anonymous | November 29, 2007 at 5:51 PM

    she’s an old pseudonym (possibly of bess) that no longer writes here but she used to have sort of an obnoxious column, and everyone thinks she is super hot

  23. Posted by Anonymous | November 29, 2007 at 6:08 PM

    first lesson. in new york a strip bar shows up as a ‘restaurant’ on the corporate card, in texas it ain’t the same. many an idiot analyst has been fired for this.

  24. Posted by Anonymous | November 29, 2007 at 6:26 PM

    Anon – 6:08pm
    Any half-intelligent A/P clerk at any IB in NYC knows Robert’s Steakhouse is not known for their steaks.
    Fortunately A/P usually isn’t that smart.

  25. Posted by Anonymous | November 29, 2007 at 6:46 PM

    I can only foresee this ending well.

  26. Posted by Anonymous | November 29, 2007 at 7:32 PM

    Ending well or ending happy?

  27. Posted by anon | November 29, 2007 at 10:55 PM

    bl – citi party @ the yale club?

  28. Posted by Anonymous | November 29, 2007 at 11:00 PM

    @10:55 i wont be able to sleep unless you explain further

  29. Posted by Anonymous | November 29, 2007 at 11:12 PM

    @11 mousy looking, no body (and not in a hot way). none of the shininess she has on TV. just sort of old looking.

  30. Posted by 11:12 PM | November 29, 2007 at 11:18 PM

    oops, you were talking about the yale party.

  31. Posted by Anonymous | November 29, 2007 at 11:36 PM

    yeah, i dont even know who fkin erin is

  32. Posted by Anal_yst | November 30, 2007 at 12:12 AM

    Bess if i forward the invite can you bring your roomate? Her and I have some very serious business to discuss…
    and yes you can even watch/listen if thats how you get down

  33. Posted by A Nonny Mouse | November 30, 2007 at 6:03 AM

    The European (non UK) party season kicks off next week, and I have an event every week for the next 4.
    Groping appears to be common here too. Although on the continent its mainly initiated by the female members of staff…
    Was lucky enough to attend the GS party on London last year…eyepopping stuff.

  34. Posted by Euro Hedgie | November 30, 2007 at 6:13 AM

    Last year, someone invited the new hr girl to our party, she was from the US, and the whisper went round to behave (at least till she inevitably went home early) or we would all be slapped with a harassment suit.
    Turned out she got totally caned by 11pm and was dashing round the club licking mens ears. (No joke).
    We put her in a taxi at 2.30, after she was found in a pool of vomit in the ladies room.
    Great things those absinthe shots :-))
    Needless to say we haven’t had any trouble from her all year.
    Bon Noel a tous.

  35. Posted by Lumbergh | November 30, 2007 at 2:34 PM

    Wachovia’s holiday party this year is at the Denny’s right outside Columbus, OH and it’s gonna be wild!

  36. Posted by Christos | November 30, 2007 at 3:13 PM

    ETFC’s party will be at the Subway Inn, from 5:00 to 5:08 on Monday.

  37. Posted by Anonymous | November 30, 2007 at 3:45 PM

    an interbroker who shall remain anon rents out one of the clubs on 28/29th street every year, hires high end call girls and has a private room in the back for all to enjoy. they also had short mexican guys wearing large sombreros for chips/salsa. i’m not sure if they’re having a party this year (I’m sure they are) but that is the party to go to just for shock value. the other parties are all dime a dozen.

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