Jeff Epstein’s Accuser’s Boyfriend/Lawyer Violates Our InBox

By Bess Levin

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From: William Unroch
To: tips@dealbreaker.com
Sent: Tuesday, November 06, 2007 9:51 PM
Subject: Dealbreaker Tip
Delighted you have been reading Unroch’s blog. 2 new wonderful stories “Can you psychically move a raspberry? And “Could a goose have laid a golden egg” I trust will be of great value to your readers”. Minipigs may be passe
Now while I cant discuss the Epstein Cordero case I can give you this caveat. If Ms. Cordero had no contact with Epstein why does Epsteins private phone numbers and private very secret company NY Str ______, you can fill in the rest, appear on young Maximilia’s 2000 and 2001 phone records many times. Why would a billionaire’s private phone numbers be called repeatedly by a 16 year old. Worse yet why is Epstein repeatedly calling a 16 year old. Is that how “billionaires” manage money? You tell me.
Anyway please continue to read Unroch’s Blog daily and your life will no doubt be enriched.
PS I have a feeling a major NYC daily newspaper is about to be in lots of trouble for knowingly printing a phoney story. Stay tuned.
Feel free to reprint in full
William J. Unroch

Comments (11)

  1. 1
    Posted by HAM'05 | November 7, 2007 at 3:51 PM

    damn there are a lot of uglies in nyc
    please refrain from posting pics of this db, i just vimmed lunch

  2. 2
    Posted by Tryin' to Understand | November 7, 2007 at 3:51 PM

    Uh….is he talking about Joe Torre possibly taking the Citi job?

  3. 3
    Posted by Tryin' to Understand | November 7, 2007 at 3:54 PM

    Uh….is he talking about Joe Torre possibly taking the Citi job?

  4. 4
    Posted by Max | November 7, 2007 at 4:03 PM

    But it’s true, Unroch does like tucked in cock.

  5. 5
    Posted by Lew Dunbar | November 7, 2007 at 4:25 PM

    Ask him if Cordero tucks it between his legs?

  6. 6
    Posted by Anonymous | November 7, 2007 at 4:37 PM

    ask this fag if max had his dick chopped off or just tapes it back

  7. 7
    Posted by juristpurist | November 7, 2007 at 4:48 PM

    “phoney” as in “phoney-baloney”? and “baloney” as in “that tranny looks an awful lot like a real woman but has a 7 inch hunk of “baloney” in her thong”?

  8. 8
    Posted by bob | November 7, 2007 at 10:32 PM

    Epstein is definitely a kidtoucher & it appears that unroch is one as well. The gay stuff is just a rounding error.

  9. 9
    Posted by William J. Unroch | November 8, 2007 at 12:27 AM

    “ask this fag if max had his dick chopped off or just tapes it back”
    Neither; it hangs free except when deliciously turgid.

  10. 10
    Posted by Anon | November 8, 2007 at 9:48 AM

    Isn’t there some attorney ethics violation for having sexual relations with a client?

  11. 11
    Posted by Anonymous | November 8, 2007 at 4:26 PM

    Who said Maximilia tucks it? Tranny chasers love it hard and stiff.

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