While he may be a fan of it, Jeffrey Epstein is no pussy. Radar hears that the lover o’ massages, charged with solicitation of underage prostitutes, has chosen forgo the plea bargain arranged by Ken Starr that would’ve sent him away for 18 months and not made him register as a sex offender. Instead, a jury trial that’s sure to bring lots of new evidence to the table (but what, though? The mind explodes with possibilities) is scheduled for January 7 at 9 am. Sadly, this update has nothing to do with possible transsexual Maximilia/n Cordero, but perhaps it was his/her balls that inspired Epstein to grow a pair and take a chance.
Epstein Shrinks from Plea Bargain [Radar]
Posted by Mort Glickman , Nov 01, 2007 4:56PM
I can't believe I invited a sex offender over for seder.
Posted by , Nov 01, 2007 5:15PM
How has this guy not fled the country for some place warmer and filled with all the 16year olds money could buy?
Posted by Bulging Bracket , Nov 01, 2007 5:25PM
I hate to go all pedantic, but I'm rather sure that Epstein isn't a "purveyor", unless there are some allegations that I haven't heard of. He (sort of) indulges in it, and young women procure it for him (they could be called purveyors), but he wasn't operating a brothel/rub & "watch while I tug" for his rich clients & neighbors.
Course if he was, this would be HUGE and make for even more ridiculous coverage.
Also, wth is he doing going to trial? Must be insane. 18 months and no registering was a gift. Jury is going to eat him alive.
Posted by chris , Nov 01, 2007 5:31PM
I thought maximilia ate him alive
Posted by chris , Nov 01, 2007 5:32PM
I thought maximilia ate him alive
Posted by chris , Nov 01, 2007 5:33PM
I thought maximilia ate him alive
Posted by chris , Nov 01, 2007 5:35PM
wow - triple post. jackpot!!
Posted by chris , Nov 01, 2007 5:38PM
wow - triple post. jackpot!!
Posted by Mike Hunt , Nov 02, 2007 12:17AM
Bess I think you mean "grow a pair" no?
Also i'm going to the trial to go all Andrew Meyer (the UofFlorida kid who blew up Kerry's speach) on the jury.