From the mailbag:

Gene Simmons is in Canaccord’s offices right now… he’s trying to raise money for some show he is making… there’s this new cute secretary sitting there and he just stares at her for like 2 minutes straight and says nothing… then all of a sudden he says to her “you know I love women, don’t you?”

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Comments (21)

  1. Posted by Anonymous | November 12, 2007 at 4:44 PM

    so awesome

  2. Posted by Yo! MG | November 12, 2007 at 4:57 PM

    Gene Simmons could end the subprime meltdown if he wanted – just with a look.

  3. Posted by alex | November 12, 2007 at 5:16 PM

    its for events like this that the tips@dealbreaker email address was created.
    bravo

  4. Posted by Anonymous | November 12, 2007 at 5:17 PM

    He’s an idiot. Apparently a slow news day? Sounds like a KISS of death.

  5. Posted by Anonymous | November 12, 2007 at 5:19 PM

    what are you talking about dude? this is the kind of news that sets dealbreaker apart for the better.

  6. Posted by That does not rock! | November 12, 2007 at 5:21 PM

    I like that nice dad he plays on TV. You know, the one who’s henpecked and never gets as much sex as he wants. Yeah, that guy.

  7. Posted by HAM'05 | November 12, 2007 at 5:21 PM

    hang on a min, still recovering from having my mind blown by 5:17

  8. Posted by ccs | November 12, 2007 at 5:30 PM

    celebrity death match i’d watch: gene simmons vs chuck norris

  9. Posted by Anal_yst | November 12, 2007 at 5:30 PM

    He’s the man, and his daughter is the Future Ms. Analyst, just give it a few more years…

  10. Posted by Pen Is Mightier | November 12, 2007 at 5:34 PM

    I read Gene, but thought Richard. Somehow it was creepier?

  11. Posted by Anonymous | November 12, 2007 at 5:34 PM

    er thats Mrs. Anal_yst, fck

  12. Posted by Anonymous | November 12, 2007 at 5:39 PM

    This is anon 5:17 calling. Bess, don’t mind me. You’re the best…it’s indeed something to break up the wackiness.
    Question is: was the secretary the one who emailed this tidbit? Or does Gene Simmons actually read DB?

  13. Posted by Anonymous | November 12, 2007 at 5:44 PM

    A private banker mentioned that Gene was such an asshole and so full of himself that they terminated the relationship with him a couple of years ago.

  14. Posted by chris | November 12, 2007 at 5:45 PM

    Sounds like a hostile work environment. Bring on the lawsuits!!!!1

  15. Posted by LT | November 12, 2007 at 6:04 PM

    YO WHERE THE BITCHES AT?

  16. Posted by Anonymous | November 12, 2007 at 6:23 PM

    He’s a smart-guy. Can you imagine him being the Chaim Witz (real name), God of Thunder?

  17. Posted by Anonymous | November 12, 2007 at 6:30 PM

    who hasnt seen Simmons dogshit TV network.
    Been making the rounds for 3 years…maybe the Canadians are dumb enough to fund it.

  18. Posted by Anonymous | November 12, 2007 at 6:37 PM

    I saw him on CNBC once – he actually seemed like a pretty bright guy.
    The smartest Rock Stars are ones who glorify the party lifestyle while racking up ticket and merchandise sales

  19. Posted by Dick | November 12, 2007 at 7:57 PM

    Come on Gene we know the CNBC & Bright comment is just more of your shameless self promotion

  20. Posted by Anonymous | November 12, 2007 at 11:28 PM

    Pretty sure Gene’s worth 50-100m if not more

  21. Posted by pierre | November 13, 2007 at 12:27 AM

    paul stanley takes it up the ass

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