• 30 Nov 2007 at 10:58 AM
  • Fox

One Of These Things Has Retained Its Dignity

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This is from the other day but, uh, perhaps there are one or two of you out there who don’t regularly watch Fox Business’s (fingers crossed) Emmy Award-winning “Happy Hour,” produced at the Waldorf’s Bull & Bear. I came across this segment while searching for a piece someone told me the show did yesterday on particle theory. But before I could find it, my eyes landed on this one, entitled, “Teenage NASCAR.” Who among us would be able to resist? None, myself included. Cody and Rebecca interview 17-year-old Joey Logano about the financial component of racing and what it’s like to be NASCAR jailbait (they also get him absolutely shitfaced and then request a spin in his 750 horsepower racing machine, which is just good TV). That’s not what I want you to focus on though. I want you to focus on Cody’s jacket. Watch it like you’ve never watched a jacket before. Watch it with the sound on, watch it with the sound off. Watch it on a boat, watch it with a goat. Watch it in the rain, watch it on a train. Watch it in a box, watch it with a fox. Watch it in a house, watch it with a mouse. Then start a letter writing campaign to Fox Business, petitioning that Cody Willard has to wear that jacket on every network appearance for the remainder of his contract. Then take a gander at this thing, which is equally mind-blowing and worthy of your time. You’ll want to plug your headphones in.
Teenage NASCAR Sensation [Fox Business]

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    Comments (18)

    1. 1
      Posted by Fake Steve Jobs | November 30, 2007 at 11:20 AM

      Won’t play on my Mac Mini……

    2. 2
      Posted by Anonymous | November 30, 2007 at 11:36 AM

      awesome jacket

    3. 3
      Posted by girl | November 30, 2007 at 11:40 AM

      excellent dr seussing here

    4. 4
      Posted by Laughing & Crying | November 30, 2007 at 11:47 AM

      You’re so right about the headphones. That’s one of the most moving peices of music I’ve ever encountered.

    5. 5
      Posted by ugh | November 30, 2007 at 11:59 AM

      This is painful to watch.

    6. 6
      Posted by watchmen | November 30, 2007 at 12:04 PM

      I am sorry…..but, does this have a thing to do with Wall St. business??????

    7. 7
      Posted by Anonymous | November 30, 2007 at 12:06 PM

      Alf is great.

    8. 8
      Posted by Jman | November 30, 2007 at 12:10 PM

      Ive seen this show, its pathetic to put it mildly. The only redeeming factor is the smokin hot chick who wears nothing. I wouldnt let the guy pick up my dry cleaning, he was arguing about Buffetts investment in Petro China the other day, set us back 100 years

    9. 9
      Posted by ksql | November 30, 2007 at 12:13 PM

      How much Alf can there be on YouTube?

    10. 10
      Posted by Anonymous | November 30, 2007 at 12:36 PM

      i think that is the ugliest man i have ever seen with a tv show. i can’t think of anyone uglier that was chosen specifically to be put in front of a camera.

    11. 11
      Posted by Anonymous | November 30, 2007 at 12:43 PM

      Imus.

    12. 12
      Posted by Anonymous | November 30, 2007 at 12:44 PM

      Anonymous at 12:36, Alf isn’t ugly. Are you insane?

    13. 13
      Posted by Face for Radio | November 30, 2007 at 1:03 PM

      @12:43
      Imus was on radio first bro. So he was not chosen specifically to be put in front of a camera. Your attention to detail is astounding, and your powers of deduction, unmatched.

    14. 14
      Posted by Alf | November 30, 2007 at 1:15 PM

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9ROoPynGFM&feature=related

    15. 15
      Posted by inIT4the$ | November 30, 2007 at 1:52 PM

      AHHHHHHHH!

    16. 16
      Posted by Anonymous | November 30, 2007 at 2:06 PM

      Hey Face:
      Dude had a successful radio show and they CHOSE to put his ugly mug on TV.
      Please try to keep up, Idiot.

    17. 17
      Posted by trash | November 30, 2007 at 3:26 PM

      His dad owned a garbage company in CT? that means mob, right? who else owns garbage companies?

    18. 18
      Posted by PBateman | December 1, 2007 at 1:33 PM

      Bess, clearly you don’t understand that Jimmie Johnson, much like Jeff Gordon, is a driver that only communists and hippies cheer for.

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