Some Analyst Love

We tend to give analysts a hard time around these parts. There are way too many buy recommendations and the rare sell calls come out too late and too infrequently. Even on the upside it often seems they miss the call, jumping on the bandwagon after the band has already played its best tunes. (That’s our attempt to use the word ‘bandwagon’ in an extended metaphor. We actually have no clue what a bandwagon is.)

But the reaction to CIBC’s Meredith Whitney’s negative report on Citigroup demonstrates one reason analysts are so gun shy when it comes to (uh-oh, more metaphor extension) pulling the trigger and putting a bullet in the head of a widely-held public corporation. After her report helped drive down the firm’s shareprice by 7 percent last week, Whitney was harassed by angry investors, and even received death threats. "Fuck you, dumb analyst. I hope you get hit by a truck," is how she describes to the New York Post the typical call from irate investors.

But Whitney isn’t backing down. “When a lot of money is at stake, it’s the average investor who reacts most emotionally,” Ms Whitney said. “I suspect that’s the case here. I’m more than capable of defending myself. If I were a shrinking violet, I wouldn’t have made the call.”

We’re naming Whitney our analyst of the month for her Citi call and for her self-defiant poise under fire. The world needs more analysts like Whitney. Shooting the messenger in these things is basically an elaborate suicide pact. It’s like beating up your doctor because he tells you that you’re sick.

Two more reasons we’re crushing on Whitney this morning. First, she had this conversation with Post reporters at the St. Regis. We assume that this means in the King Cole bar, one of three acceptable places midtown. The second, she is married to former pro-wrestler Bradshaw Layfield, a three-hundred pound, six-foot-six giant who was sometimes known as "Deathmask." So her haters should be glad they were leaving voice-mails rather than confronting her in person.

City $licker Goes To The Matt [New York Post]

Comments

Posted by AJ, Nov 05, 2007 10:37AM

Did CIBC's research go in its sale of US banking to Oppenheimer? They basically gave the unit away. Was Whitney's report her last hurrah?

Posted by Ken Land, Nov 05, 2007 11:01AM

Good and honest analysts don't talk to the press. They talk to their clients and help them make money. This whole thing smell like a publicity stunt. Many bloggers have seen the potential problem for Citi and MER. There wasn't anything in her report that you couldn't find from reading MV or CR. She is taking credit for much more than she deserved.

Posted by hope, Nov 05, 2007 11:01AM

1) how many grammatical errors can you fit in one post, and 2) be funnier. and use bullets. your posts are one,l ong, unfunny block of text.

Posted by , Nov 05, 2007 11:08AM

Does anyone know if Whitney is hot?

Posted by AJ, Nov 05, 2007 11:09AM

I gave myself a bj the other day

Posted by saggy sack, Nov 05, 2007 11:12AM

Whitney blew me in the gents of a Manhatten bar.... can't remember if she's hot, I was busy trying to focus.

Posted by saggy sack, Nov 05, 2007 11:13AM

Whitney blew me in the gents of a Manhatten bar.... can't remember if she's hot, I was busy trying to focus.

Posted by anon anon anon, Nov 05, 2007 11:16AM

Grumpy.

Posted by , Nov 05, 2007 11:21AM

Agree .. Please use bullet points. No time for complete sentences.

Posted by , Nov 05, 2007 11:23AM

pic of whitney (and her husband)

http://www.nypost.com/seven/11032007/news/nationalnews/citi_licker_goes_to_the_mat_924990.htm

Posted by , Nov 05, 2007 11:45AM

I suppose she's pregnant?

Posted by , Nov 05, 2007 12:15PM

Does that sound legal that a stock she covers is owned by her mom and husband??

Posted by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Nov 05, 2007 12:32PM

I beat the crap out of JBL and that's the bottom line

Posted by LadyBanker, Nov 05, 2007 12:37PM

Her husband is hot, and sounds nice very gentlemanly in the article.

Posted by s75, Nov 05, 2007 2:29PM

here's a better picture of the whitmeister

http://www.managersrealm.com/uploads/Meredith%20Whitney%20received%20death%20threats%20after%20negative%20note%20on%20Citigroup.jpg

she is hot, although her publicity stunt reveals a basic misunderstanding of accounting and reguatory capital haircuts

Posted by AJ, Nov 05, 2007 2:59PM

I was serious with my question earlier. See: http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601082&sid=a4wve8QLrIhk&refer=canada

The article mentions that she might be affected.

PS 11:09 AJ - Go fuck yourself

Posted by , Nov 05, 2007 3:11PM

For someinexplicable reason I think CIBC is keeping equity research because still has that trading business

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