That's A Lot Of Crab Hands

Posted by Bess Levin, Nov 29, 2007, 12:34pm

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Hey guess what? Stephen Schwarzman and Henry Kravis might have the same personal net worth, even though Blackstone is worth significantly more than KKR. Who gives a shit? I'm going to go out on a limb and say this guy.

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Posted by 2 questions, Nov 29, 2007 12:57PM

what kind of drugs is bess on and where can i get some?

Posted by , Nov 29, 2007 1:01PM

i laughed so hard my ass started sweating on that one.

Posted by Longing on Park, Nov 29, 2007 1:23PM

i want to be friends with bess

Posted by #1 alf fan, Nov 29, 2007 1:40PM

bess, can i have a hug?

Posted by , Nov 29, 2007 2:48PM

Bess is a regular Rodney Dangerfield lately. "What the hell you got in here, rocks?" "I used to carry 50-lb bags of ice up 6 flights of stairs". "So what?" "So what? So let's dance!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3A9rLoz_0o

Posted by Anonymous, Nov 29, 2007 4:33PM

I'm not sure where Bess gets her drugs from, or how many hugs she needs, but she seems a little angry.

Is Alf supposed to be Steve Schwarzman? Because this is a financial blog. Unfortunately, people give a shit.

Posted by #1 bess fan, Nov 29, 2007 4:45PM

Bess, word on the street, no pun intended, is that you look like Alf.

Posted by , Nov 29, 2007 4:49PM

@#1 bess fan-- if alf were a hot chick with a great rack.

@4:33-- perhaps you should try Leno, seems like his humor's more your style

@ 2:48-- not shit, man. she's too funny for this place (but don't get hints about leaving, BL).

Posted by George, Nov 29, 2007 9:08PM

What is Tony Bennett's daughter doing on breaking views besides stumbling over every last word she is obviously reading?

Posted by Anal_yst, Nov 30, 2007 12:35AM

What the fuck is Brokenviews? I've never watched that crap butt now that I have, I immediately regret the decision. What tier III highschool in bumblefuck nowhere do they get their on-air (ha!) "talent" (double ha!) from?

Just, wow. Please, Bess, hunny, no more breakingviews, unless insight like their completely unsubstantiated "research" into the benefits of a Citi/JPM merger somehow suddenly are of any relevance to anyone, anywhere.

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