We've Got A Couple of Questions For You.

readersurvey.jpgEvery now and then we like to ask our readers some questions about themselves. We think this helps us chart our editorial course so that we’re you providing the most useful news, salacious rumors, irresponsibly sourced items and contentious ranting. But even more than helping with our editorial direction, it helps our advertisers decide whether we have the kind of audience that might be interested in buying their products.

Sometimes our readers are shocked we’d engage in radical commercial activity such as helping advertisers learn more about our readers. They demand to know why they should help us do anything so terrible as sell ads. Well, the simple reason is that you should help us because this is how we make money. The site is totally free of charge; our bills are paid by our advertisers. Without these ads—and without your help selling them by filling out these rare, brief and anonymous surveys—we would simply cease to exist. Bess Levin would have to get a real job. The other editors would simply fade away into unemployment, gin-mills and the charity of girls with too much money and poor judgment.

Today’s reader survey is particularly short. We want to know your answer to two whole questions. Go ahead and take the survey, please.

Reader Survey [DealBreaker]

Comments

Posted by , Nov 05, 2007 2:46PM

don't sell my address, please

Posted by chris, Nov 05, 2007 2:46PM

bait and switch alert! instead of seeing Bess at a 2008 function we'll end up with Myrna (or Keith in drag).

Posted by a trader, Nov 05, 2007 2:53PM

Dude myrna is hot havent you seen the video?

Posted by anon, Nov 05, 2007 3:17PM

ghost of Christmas Past

Posted by 2 Stop Shop, Nov 05, 2007 4:13PM

Short survey.
Already closed?

Posted by fired up, Nov 05, 2007 4:17PM

You had me at "gin-mills". I was all fired up to answer the questions and it's closed?

I feel used. I might visit those gin mills myself.

Posted by Boris, Nov 05, 2007 4:18PM

Try again...seems open.

Posted by Euro Hedgie, Nov 06, 2007 3:52AM

I did it, although I feel somewhat violated now.

(PS why did you use a picture of some 1950 pikey caravan?)

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