BLACKSTONE. GLOBAL M&A. TONIGHT. METROPOLITAN CLUB. CRABS. CRABS. CRABS. SO. MANY. CRABS.

Posted by let's get a picture of bess, Dec 05, 2007 4:33PM

let's get a picture of bess, there's only one on google

Posted by matt, Dec 05, 2007 4:36PM

you know what crab hands are good for holding? bottles of mike's hard lemonade.

Posted by Anon, Dec 05, 2007 5:10PM

Any Ron Paul supporters in here?

just kidding...no really, please leave DB alone. I beg you.

Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 5:21PM

picture of bess on google = kate bosworth

bess, do you really look like her?

Posted by 5:21, Dec 05, 2007 5:26PM

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0348150/SD-5592.jpg.html?seq=90

look familiar?

Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 5:28PM

An assignment for anyone headed in the direction of Livingston, NJ, possibly to see the 'rents over the holidays: go to the public library and check out the old high school yearbooks.

Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 5:32PM

are you guys retarded? did you really think kb as LL in front of the daily planet was BL?

Posted by Anonymous, Dec 05, 2007 5:35PM

People are stupid. So stupid.

Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 5:37PM

bess doesn't look like that pasty-faced bacon-eating wasp.

Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 5:40PM

I'm going to wallpaper my apartment with that picture

Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 5:42PM

you should wallpaper your apartment with pics of bess's breasts, which are about 3 cup sizes bigger than KB's. eye-balling, of course.

Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 5:49PM

compromise, crab hands pinching them

Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 5:51PM

@5:49-- GREAT IDEA

Posted by Gordon Gekko, Dec 05, 2007 7:31PM

Can someone just pay an NYU student or a bum a couple bucks to wait outside DB's office and take some pictures...maybe start a pool to get something up

Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 7:39PM

@5:32 - What's more pathetic, thinking that was BL or recognizing that scene from Superman 36?

Posted by Hmmm? Guy, Dec 05, 2007 7:52PM

Funny....there are no pics of Beth. There are no pics of Brian Hunter. Ergo, to wit and viz........Beth is Brian Hunter.

Posted by Doh!, Dec 05, 2007 7:53PM

Sorry..meant "Bess" not "Beth" dammit. Too much Mike's hard lemonade. Jeez.

Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 8:00PM

bribed my roommate into bringing back the old Pingry School yearbook after Thanksgiving. Let's just say I LIKE. And want to lick.

Posted by Anonymous, Dec 05, 2007 8:37PM

What a bunch of stalkers!

Posted by a real question looking for a real answer, Dec 05, 2007 8:40PM

can anyone tell me how there are some people who read this site who don't know that bess's name isn't beth?

Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 10:21PM

bess went to pingry? how goyische

Posted by delbarton, Dec 05, 2007 10:47PM

where should she have gone, 10:21? kent place AKA cunt palace?

Posted by Anal_yst, Dec 05, 2007 11:08PM

I hope Bess didn't go to Pingry, remember playing soccer there back in middle/highschool, they were "sponsored" by Lanzera.

For those of you who don't speak italian, Lanzera means "fag"

Posted by Delbarton, Dec 05, 2007 11:23PM

Anal_yst, where did you go, Seton Hall?

Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 11:41PM

bet he went to Delbarton

Posted by , Dec 06, 2007 7:12AM

There are a lot of angry jews on this board, gee whiz. Leave the wasps alone.

Posted by , Dec 06, 2007 9:34AM

@delbarton-- tell me more about this "cunt palace" you speak of.

Posted by , Dec 06, 2007 10:24AM

watch it boys. My daughter goes there. Its Kent Place School, in Summit, which is an all girls preparatory day school with a social connection to Delbarton. And a very good record of sending its students to very selective colleges. See rankings in last fridays WSJ.