Correction: Things At Pirate Capital *MUCH* Worse Than We Thought

Posted by , Dec 07, 2007 3:36PM

how do you think 'J?

Posted by Isa who?, Dec 07, 2007 3:42PM

Bess is a comedic genius.

Posted by AJ, Dec 07, 2007 3:44PM

Well for one thing, Pirate Capital is down to maybe $300-400 million of assets? Silverpoint's gotta have at least a couple billion and not be on the brink of collapse right?

Posted by , Dec 07, 2007 3:46PM

AJ: i meant that the answer is simple: she S'd a lot of D.

Posted by Mr. Yellow (like the color of Mike's), Dec 07, 2007 3:58PM

Anyone know if Isa is a hottie or a nottie?

Posted by Anonymouse, Dec 07, 2007 3:58PM

Ron Paul for President.

Posted by , Dec 07, 2007 3:59PM

@3:46pm

That's gold, Jerry, gold!!!

Posted by , Dec 07, 2007 4:10PM

@3:46pm

That's gold, Jerry, gold!!!

Posted by Anonymous, Dec 07, 2007 4:15PM

She smoked a lot of drugs?

Posted by , Dec 07, 2007 4:18PM

Shaved a lot of dogs?

Posted by Mr. Yellow (like the color of Mike's), Dec 07, 2007 4:23PM

Anyone know if Isa is a hottie or a nottie?

Posted by Gordon Gekko, Dec 07, 2007 4:26PM

When are we going to see some pictures of Bess to confirm the hottie/nottie status?? What's the status on paying this student to stalk the DB office?

Posted by Mr. Yellow, Dec 07, 2007 4:28PM

Sliced a lot of Donuts?

Posted by Mr. Yellow, Dec 07, 2007 4:30PM

Stalked a lot of Dealbreakers?

Posted by Ramblin' Wreck, Dec 07, 2007 4:32PM

Saddled a lot of Donkeys?

Posted by , Dec 07, 2007 4:38PM

Stroked a lof of Dolphins?

Posted by Mr. Yellow, Dec 07, 2007 4:40PM

Slapped a lot of Doormen?

Posted by Ramblin' Wreck, Dec 07, 2007 4:43PM

Securitized a lot of Debt?

Posted by Kris Kringel, Dec 07, 2007 4:44PM

Sampled a lot of drinks? (That's what I'll be doing shortly.) BTW, I've heard Isa's a nottie.

Posted by L. Craig's Sea-men receptacle, Dec 07, 2007 4:45PM

Slammed a lot of Dunks

Posted by , Dec 07, 2007 4:48PM

Swapped a lot of Dildos?

Posted by slimjim, Dec 07, 2007 4:50PM

Sniffed a lot of Dust?(That's what I'll be doing shortly) Anyone what to read Angela's Ashes to me as a bed time story tonight?

Posted by , Dec 07, 2007 4:53PM

Sired a lot of Dalmations?

Posted by , Dec 07, 2007 4:58PM

Squandered a lot of Dividends?

Posted by Buster, Dec 07, 2007 5:16PM

Isa - DEFINITELY nottie. I've seen autopsy pictures that look more appealing than she does.

Posted by , Dec 07, 2007 5:52PM

Sided with the Devil!!!

Posted by , Dec 07, 2007 6:23PM

You screwed up the formula 5:52...
S_____ a lot of D____. Not just random phrases with words beginning with S&D in them.

Example:
Sequestered a lot of Daimlers
(apparently those Miami DB private bankers were living beyond their means)

Posted by , Dec 20, 2007 4:25PM

Soul is the Devil's!

Posted by , Dec 20, 2007 4:42PM

Apparently Holly was given a raise for choosing work over her unborn child's life. Or was that for taking over Isa's personal responsibilities with Tom-? Poor Maureen. She must be mollified. No wonder Michael Bolton escapes into Neverland with Nicolette Sheridan. I'd disown my kids for lesser things--can't say I blame him.

Posted by , Dec 20, 2007 4:51PM

Definite notties. Try Google Images. Jenny Craig, anyone?

Posted by Jim N I, Dec 21, 2007 10:38AM

Facebook's better. Sign 'em up to JC, save a life! 'Tis the season for kindness, after all. Maybe they'll learn from your example.

Posted by , Dec 21, 2007 12:08PM

Haha, made you look.

Posted by Cincinnatus_C, Feb 04, 2008 3:10PM

sortied a lot of divebomb missions?

(been reading lots of WWII books lately)

strapped on a lot of dildos?

snorted alot of (crushed up) demerol?

these all suck....

Posted by Cincinnatus_C, Feb 04, 2008 3:14PM

supplied a lot of demand?

smoked a lot of dust?

snorted a lot of diesel?

the suckage continues....

Posted by Cincinnatus_C, Feb 04, 2008 3:22PM

sang a lot of duets.

spooned a lot of dorks.

smoothed over a lot of disputes.