Let’s be honest. The holiday party season is horrific. You have to go to lots of parties thrown by people who have no business throwing parties—people like your boss. It’s perfectly natural to invoke the powers of booze to help cope with the season.
But we love holiday parties. Mostly because we love crashing the parties. We’re pretty good at it. Our girl-about-town Bess Levin can chat her way into almost any situation.
But we need your help. We’d like to report on the parties, crash some of them, and generally let your fellow DealBreaker readers know all about the trouble that’s coming. So send us the details of your holiday parties—the wheres, the whens and the what-to-exepects. Email us at tips (at) dealbreaker (dot) com. The anonymity of all tipsters will be preserved, of course. Thanks. And merry whatever.
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Mike’s Hard Lemonade: The official drink of the 5 o’clock free crack giveaway
that picture is dying for a clever name.
Is that Bess?
I know that chick. She can really put away the Mike’s.
“OK, just the tip”
“I love Mike’s Hard Carrotade”
“Squeeze my carrot til the mike’s lemonade runs down my leg”?
You know, Led Zeppelin used to get all krunk on MHL before shows.
They pumped a quart of it out of Rod Stewarts stomach one time…
I normally don’t do this but……
I hope by MHL, you guys are referring to the champagne of beers.
Pabst Blue Ribbon you sons of bitches.
It’s a Blue Ribbon beer afterall.
Who let the hipster on here?
Well, we know how she earned the beads at least…
“Can I tickle your tonsils?”
If you look a bit askew, one of her teeth appears to be made of gold – or is extremely yellow – ick. Too many carrots, not enough brushing.
is that carney?
I took the picture but I’m not either Frosty or the girl with the appetite for carrots.