DealBreaker's Plot To Save the Holiday Season

Posted by John Carney, Dec 04, 2007, 10:16am

Holiday Party On Wall Street.jpgLet's be honest. The holiday party season is horrific. You have to go to lots of parties thrown by people who have no business throwing parties—people like your boss. It's perfectly natural to invoke the powers of booze to help cope with the season.

But we love holiday parties. Mostly because we love crashing the parties. We're pretty good at it. Our girl-about-town Bess Levin can chat her way into almost any situation.

But we need your help. We'd like to report on the parties, crash some of them, and generally let your fellow DealBreaker readers know all about the trouble that's coming. So send us the details of your holiday parties—the wheres, the whens and the what-to-exepects. Email us at tips (at) dealbreaker (dot) com. The anonymity of all tipsters will be preserved, of course. Thanks. And merry whatever.

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Posted by PBateman, Dec 04, 2007 10:23AM

Mike's Hard Lemonade: The official drink of the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway

Posted by , Dec 04, 2007 10:25AM

that picture is dying for a clever name.

Posted by WDE, Dec 04, 2007 10:32AM

Is that Bess?

Posted by Anonymosity, Dec 04, 2007 10:32AM

I know that chick. She can really put away the Mike's.

Posted by sledge, Dec 04, 2007 10:33AM

"OK, just the tip"

Posted by Anonymosity, Dec 04, 2007 10:35AM

"I love Mike's Hard Carrotade"

Posted by , Dec 04, 2007 10:50AM

"Squeeze my carrot til the mike's lemonade runs down my leg"?

Posted by Anonymosity, Dec 04, 2007 10:52AM

You know, Led Zeppelin used to get all krunk on MHL before shows.

Posted by , Dec 04, 2007 11:00AM

They pumped a quart of it out of Rod Stewarts stomach one time...

Posted by dutch, Dec 04, 2007 11:02AM

I normally don't do this but......

Posted by anonymous, Dec 04, 2007 11:03AM

I hope by MHL, you guys are referring to the champagne of beers.

Posted by , Dec 04, 2007 11:22AM

Pabst Blue Ribbon you sons of bitches.

It's a Blue Ribbon beer afterall.

Posted by Pabst?, Dec 04, 2007 11:36AM

Who let the hipster on here?

Posted by Jrod, Dec 04, 2007 11:56AM

Well, we know how she earned the beads at least...

Posted by NSD, Dec 04, 2007 1:09PM

"Can I tickle your tonsils?"

Posted by SeaDog, Dec 04, 2007 2:04PM

If you look a bit askew, one of her teeth appears to be made of gold - or is extremely yellow - ick. Too many carrots, not enough brushing.

Posted by , Dec 04, 2007 2:51PM

is that carney?

Posted by John Carney, Dec 04, 2007 5:47PM

I took the picture but I'm not either Frosty or the girl with the appetite for carrots.

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