Great News!

Posted by Bess Levin, Dec 21, 2007, 3:04pm

Albert Hsu, the former hedge fund manager, Cub Scout leader, and Aleksey Vayner mentor, who got into some trouble with the authorities when they found out he'd posted an ad on Collarme.com looking for someone to "rape and abduct" his former mistress, listed her home address and where she stood on the train platform for her daily commute, so as to really facilitate things for any would-be attackers, might get to spend the holidays at home with his family. Like I told devil worshiper John Carney, my letters to Santa have not been for nothing.

Disgraced Hedge Fund Manager Seeks More Family Time Before Jail [FINalternatives]

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Posted by , Dec 21, 2007 3:43PM

I've just been trying to cancel out Slimjim's letters with my own, exactly opposite requests.

As for where Jimmy Cayne was yesterday -- sneak preview of "Pineapple Express."

Posted by lilnympho, Dec 21, 2007 3:55PM

i am getting wet just thinking about it!

Posted by BJ Zuckercorn - He's Very Good, Dec 21, 2007 4:42PM

I do have some big news. It’s going to cost you a little money— $20,000, something like that. The courts have agreed to let your father... out of prison...For the entire afternoon!

Posted by Aleksey Vayner, Dec 21, 2007 10:32PM

I am Aleksey Vayner! Fuck YEA

Posted by , Dec 22, 2007 12:18AM

@4:42, I thought that was Rob Loblaw.

Posted by Reynaldo Lin, Dec 25, 2007 3:05AM

Hsu has bipolar disorder and did all those awful things in the midst of a manic episode. I know that some might find it hilarious to make fun of those suffering from mental illness, but to those afflicted with them, life can be a living hell, and they would give anything for a cure.

Come on, let's not stop at mental illness...let's make fun of people with all illnesses. I know a hedge fund manager who was suffering from cancer. Following a heavy dose of chemotherapy, he was too weak to help himself get out of bed and vomited all over the floor. Isn't that disgusting?!! What a loser! How hilarious!!!

Posted by Anonymous, Dec 25, 2007 6:24AM

perhaps, but who cares about that guy, I for one am just disappointed I am not spending some quality time in the Caribbean.

Posted by , Dec 25, 2007 10:08AM

@3:05 What you fail to point out is that the mistress was making noises about going public with their relationship. Sounds to me like Hsu realized that he had taken some chances and was now about to get burned. Not so different than any bad trade that you attempt to get out of in a frenzied and stupid way.

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