[via Jez]
So great that analyst Chelsea Clinton had to sit on the floor of a Manhattan Starbucks in the middle of the day to get internet access. We also hear ACG’s not having a holiday party this year. Know who is? BSC, next Tuesday at Flute. Pretty, pretty, pretty psyched for that one.
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she’s lookin pretty hot these days
3:38 – you must be hitting the MHL early today
Nah, Avenue is no doubt due to continue with middle of the pack returns.
She’s obviously gone to an anonymous IP address to hack Rudy and Barack’s websites.
3:38 – Agreed. And I haven’t touched the MHL yet.
@ PBateman…i amend my earlier comment to say that i mean she’s looking pretty hot relative to what she used to look like.
3:43 – The Mike’s Hard Crackpipe, perhaps?
The only way she will ever be hot is if mommy gets elected, implements a tax on hotness, and redistributes said hotness to those who, like Chelsea, suffer from notness.
nice to see chelsea hard at work at her no-show job, giving something back after 9/11
she got some cosmetic surgery done a while back… she’s hittable these days.
Rumor has it she is backing Kucinich. Maybe he will throw her a pity bang.
yeah please, a little respect for her beverly hills doctors paid for with the ill-gotten clinton criminal empire gains
Kucinich’s wife is actually pretty hot, like 29 (he’s in his 60s), pierced tongue, good shape and takes it up the ass like all British chicks do
Hear Bear’s cap markets group is having their party at Mars 2020 (I’m guessing themed restaurant)
i just saw that bitch walking into baccarat on Park…no secret service in sight…
and what do you guys think of the other one. the one that wrote the goofy book about the aids mother.
I’m pretty sure I would go backdoor on her at that starbucks, that way while I’m doing it I can yell at the barsta, ‘Hey make sure there are 4 shots in there Juan or you will be next’
I’m pretty sure I would go backdoor on her at that starbucks, that way while I’m doing it I can yell at the barsta, ‘Hey make sure there are 4 shots in there Juan or you will be next’
I’m pretty sure I would go backdoor on her on the floor at starbucks, that way while I’m doing it I can yell at the barsta, ‘Hey make sure there are 4 shots in there this time Juan or you will be next’
it takes a special girl for me to want to sodomize, not sure she makes the cut
Who here woud PAY to watch her do a cup chick show with Condoleezza Rice? Line starts behind me bitches!
pierre: i though we established yesterday that you were into sodomizing boys?
it takes a special girl for me to want to sodomize, not sure she makes the cut
i thought we established the exact opposite
Can’t read the whole sign behind her, but I think it says: “Warning. Do not look into Medusa’s eyes.”
pierre likes being sodomized by boys!
What a bunch of stalkers!
wait … all british chicks take it up the ass?
DAMMIT!
Yecch. Bitch looks like me in a spoon.
pierre – Right-O on the no-show jobby. Ya think she even had to interview right out of school? Doubt it – likely just got a letter in the mail telling her where she was working along with her first check.
@ Drano and Pierre– C. Clinton worked at McKinley first, you morons.
Mount McKinley? Checking ski tickets? Oh you must mean McKinsey..
Lasry at Avenue has no patience for fools. You guys are very wrong about this being a no work gig.
snort – yeah there’s absolutely no ulterior motive whatsoever to having the daughter of a former president on your payroll
snort – yeah there’s absolutely no ulterior motive whatsoever to having the daughter of a former president on your payroll
A lot of things in life work that way, from Rubin at Citigroup to trust fund babies hawking catalogs at Sotheby’s. Just sayin that neither Lazry nor CC are dumb empty suits.
9:21 – True enough. Be an even bigger payoff if her mother gets in. Hell, I’ll top whatever she’s getting paid right now, esp. if the poll numbers stay encouraging and she agrees to wear a Joey Heatherton mask. Plus I’ll save money on her chair…
Oh dear Lord!! What kind of lowlife would even consider sitting on the floor of a Starbucks. Eeeew!
BTW, any perceived hotness of this notness is store-bought.
Wouldn’t it be ironic if some low life scum walked by, unzipped his pants, whipped out his twig and then asked Chelz if she’d like to kiss it?
What’s a twig?
Yeah, dangerous place to be – between a bum and a Starbucks bathroom.
Look at all those men, and not ONE can offer the former First Daughter a chair?
My, how the mighty have fallen.
We should all admire Chelsea for her service to America at McKinsey and Avenue Capital after 9/11:
In June 2001, she enrolled at Oxford University, which her father had attended as a Rhodes scholar. She arrived just after Sept. 11, 2001, and quickly banded with other Americans traumatized by the attacks. ***
Ms. Clinton shared her answer in an earnest essay a few months later in Talk magazine: “For most young Americans I know, ‘serving’ in the broadest sense now seems like the only thing to do,” she wrote. “Is banking what’s important right now?” Her words are reminiscent of the young Hillary Clinton, who, as the campaign frequently reminds voters, chose children’s advocacy over corporate work after law school.
HERO!!
She makes my penis hide like a frightened turtle.
She makes my penis hard like a glass bottle. A bottle of Mike’s.
On the basis that the “Clinton” name doesnt hold up too well outside of the US, and Chelsea is well known to be keen to work in Europe (due to the higher chance of not being sodomised in a coffee shop by Big Jew) – what she is actually doing in Starbucks (the worlds worst tasting coffee provider) is emailing her CV on efinancial careers.
I wouldnt hire the slapper, she gives terrible head I heard.
I’ll take Chels anyday over those Bush sluts.