I Don't Want To Be Crass, And Mentioning This Story Twice Is Two Times Too Many But:

Posted by Random Banker, Dec 19, 2007 10:32AM

Don't be ridiculous, they don't have Duane Read in Louisianan.

Its more like Lynn Spears taking parenting classes now, because she doesn't want her daughters to grow up to be attention grubbing crack whores.

Posted by , Dec 19, 2007 10:39AM

little tramp should've been on the pill

Posted by , Dec 19, 2007 10:39AM

RB: how wrong you are again. these people don't live in LA anymore, and are constantly in our fair city. Little more TheSuperficial.com reading wouldn't hurt you, bud.

Posted by girl, Dec 19, 2007 10:52AM

Since when are Mouseketeers having sex? When I was watching the disney channel I didn't even know what 2nd base was

Posted by Mr. Yellow, Dec 19, 2007 10:54AM

@ 10:39 - I disagree. You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the girl.

She must've had too many Mike's and not been thinking clearly.

Posted by Random Banker, Dec 19, 2007 10:58AM

Oh, I love TheSuperficial. Where the fuck do the shoot that show she's on, I wonder now that its been brought to my attention?

I remember when Nickelodeon had wholesome tv shows like Salute Your Shorts, and You Can't Do That on Television. Not unwed teenaged mothers. I think, Fox News should run outraged coverage of this as a sign of the decay of the moral fiber in America. Who will guide us through this national tragedy if not Bill Orally.

Posted by , Dec 19, 2007 11:04AM

there is nothing wholesome about You Cant do that on television, every time someone imitates the dumb blond and says "i dont know" buckets of cum drop on them from the sky

Posted by Seton Hall '07, Dec 19, 2007 11:13AM

He probably told her, "A girl can't get pregnant when she's on top"

Posted by , Dec 19, 2007 11:22AM

Maybe they thought they were safe because they were only having sex in a hot tub.

Posted by Casey Aldridge, Dec 19, 2007 11:23AM

Sorrie, shortshorttermmemory, didn't remember if it was last night or the night before.. ;)

Posted by Seton Hall '07, Dec 19, 2007 11:27AM

This reminds me of the time I knocked up my high school girlfriend. I told her that if she loved me, she'd get an abortion. Afterward I dumped her. Slut.

Posted by slimjim, Dec 19, 2007 11:31AM

I miss the good old days when abortion was not around. Time to get the hanger.

Posted by girl, Dec 19, 2007 11:36AM

@ Seton Hall & Slimjim:

Comments befitting of a graduate from a shit school and a piece of beef jerky.

Posted by slimjim, Dec 19, 2007 11:41AM

Sorry for for hitting a sore spot. Don't worry you just were not ready to be a parent. Don't forget vote Hillary in 08 you femenazi bulldyke.

Posted by Ken Houghton, Dec 19, 2007 11:43AM

Hey, Jamie Lynn looks almost like her sister did at that age! Just think what Mr. A. has to look forward to.

(waiting for the sex tape, though Anal_yst and Bess is higher on the Xmas wish list.)

Posted by Harry Paratestes, Dec 19, 2007 11:44AM

He was just poking fun at her and Jamie Lynn took it seriously...

Posted by Seton Hall '07, Dec 19, 2007 11:45AM

@ girl: not necessarily proud of it, but at 17 what was I supposed to do (a lifetime commitment after 20 seconds or so)? It was hard work too, since she was/is pretty hard core Catholic, but my dad would've kicked my ass.

Posted by Rev. Earnest Lee Sincere, Dec 19, 2007 11:47AM

Well, if "she didn't want to go to Minneapolis, why'd she get on the train?"

Posted by , Dec 19, 2007 11:52AM

since JLS was single when she got knocked up, and this boyfriend is lined up to take the fall, say you are him, do you get the paternity test, or ride someone else's bastard to fame and moderate fortune like my personal hero k-fed?

Posted by George Smiley, Dec 19, 2007 11:54AM

Brilliant. We fear the Chinese financial "learning curve". So, what do we do? Ha. We sell them $5 billion worth of Morgan Stanley !! Now they'll learn how to lose $8 billion in a quarter. Game over. Good guys win. Brilliant.

Posted by girl, Dec 19, 2007 11:55AM

Slimjim I know the girls you have to roofie to bang you don't know what the pill is, but I do, and thus have therefore to fulfill your prophecy and unleash what will undeniably be my gorgeous sweet spawn on this earth.

SH, totally understandable. I just take isue with you thinking your own gf is a slut, buddy. it takes 2 people to have sex (except in slim jim's case. a corpse will do)

Posted by Bernasty, Dec 19, 2007 11:58AM

How about ACA getting downgraded to CCC this morning by S&P? Ha! Let the writedowns commence!

Posted by JMAN, Dec 19, 2007 12:00PM

This kid is a friggin genius. He may be better than K-Fed. The Deep South is truly an oxymoron. IF my little sister had done this my mom would be on top of the Empire State Building with one foot on a banana peel and a bullhorn

Posted by Seton Hall '07, Dec 19, 2007 12:01PM

Well I told her to get on the pill, but she apparently forgot. And we all know condoms are for fags

Posted by Andy, Dec 19, 2007 12:29PM

Bess, are you single?

Posted by , Dec 19, 2007 12:34PM

don't even try andy, i'm first in line.

Posted by , Dec 19, 2007 12:37PM

carney wears condoms

Posted by , Dec 19, 2007 12:40PM

carney doesn't ahve the ability to father children.

Posted by Anal_yst, Dec 19, 2007 1:31PM

@ Ken 11:43 - tentative release date is after christmas, sorry we're having distribution issues (freakin cheap chinese child labor)

Posted by Chris Griffin, Dec 19, 2007 1:42PM

You're a dog. You don't have a SOUL.

Posted by Random Banker, Dec 19, 2007 1:43PM

Anal_yst:

On what planet does that make sense? Throw that bad boy on PornTube.com, is the new millennium baby (the Willinium), use the internet, its a series of tubes!

Posted by G-d, Dec 19, 2007 3:25PM

This is fucking bullshit! You wait and you wait for a Brit porno and then she fucking spins off the planet to the point where even a professionally produced well lit session of her taking it in the ass wouldn't be that cool...

Then you find out....Sister! She has a sister! And you start to wait and hope again....

Then this happens...fucking waste of time

Posted by Anal_yst, Dec 19, 2007 5:48PM

@RB, Until you can put full 1080p on Prontube, this baby is going straight to blueray/hddvd. You'll thank me later.