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The $50 Ticket: A Lottery Boon Raises Concern (NYT)
It's pretty ludicrous for the government to crack down on all sorts of gambling, but then promote lottery tickets, which offer a terrible payout ratio.But that's really obvious. An interesting trend is the growth of $10, $20 and $50 scratch off tickets. Naturally, it's got the public-health types freaking out. If these more expensive tickets were causing players to play more scratch off, it would be an interesting study. But it's also possible that the net amount spent is staying the same, and that people are opting to buy one $50 ticket, as opposed to ten $5 tickets. If the latter is the case, that's just efficiency. Plus it's a more concentrated rush. Anyway, in a few years, some academic will do a paper on this, and we'll let you know what they conclude by linking to the abstract in an obscure journal.

Citigroup May Cut Dividend by 40%, Goldman Sachs Says (Bloomberg)
Citi shareholders counting on that fat dividend shouldn't be, at least according to Goldman Sachs. The firm predicted the dividend would be slashed up to 40 percent, in an attempt to shore up capital. Then again, this is sort of old news. Citi's dividend looks big because nobody thinks it will last. For most, it looks like a matter of when, not if.

Why isn't E.W. Scripps a Raging Short? (Infectious Greed)
When the Home Depot opened in Manhattan a few years back, and the city flew into an orgiastic state, we realized that homemaking as pop culture had reached ridiculous proportions. Yes, faucets and lumber are nice, but come on. It's a Home Depot. Not only was the housing boom to blame, but it also had to do with the endless stream of TV shows relating to building homes, remodeling, etc., that tried to make home ownership sexy. So now that the underlying force, the housing boom, has come to an end, what to make of home ownership as pop culture, and how is that an investment play? Paul Kedrosky likes shorting Scripps, the parent company of Home & Garden Television (HGTV), Food Network, DIY Network (DIY), each of which is filled with home-related content that could very well be at its peak. Just something to chew over.

Nokia Delays N-Gage Game Service for a Second Time (Bloomberg)
Shocking, really shocking.

Durable Goods Flat, Business CapEx Spending Falls (Big Picture)
Barry Ritholtz's take on today's punk economic data. Right up his alley.

'Long-Short' Funds Labor to Thrive (WSJ)
Several "long-short" mutual funds that promise hedged, market neutral returns have faired badly this year. Basically, they sound like the poor man's hedge fund. And it sounds like you get what you pay for. Then again, by actually attempting to, you know, hedge, they're probably more hedge fund than a lot of actual hedge funds.

Comments

Posted by TheUnrepentantGunner, Dec 27, 2007 10:29AM

Penelope Junk got fired today.

Bess, I demand a 3000 word article. I dont care if you're off, you owe us!

Posted by 1-2, Dec 27, 2007 10:34AM

Continued from yesterday's opening bell...

Ok, so i know i opened up the SPAC can of worms, but let's put that to bed for a bit. More important questions are at hand.

It's a slow day for everyone, im sure, so let's have a little unscienctific poll:

Vote for your hottest CNBC reporter (and feel free to back up your answers).

My vote: Rebecca Jarvis

(Carney, you owe me for keeping your site traffic while you're still passed out from NagaSakes)

Posted by Some guy, Dec 27, 2007 10:43AM

Erin is the best. By far. And I don't even like non blondes.

Posted by Boy George, Dec 27, 2007 10:45AM

Charlie Gasparino

Posted by TheUnrepentantGunner, Dec 27, 2007 10:47AM

1-2 thats a good question, but heres a better one:

which yahoo finance columnist will get fired next:

Ben Stein
Robert Kiyosaki
Suze Orman
David Jackson (already off to a rotten start!)
Harold Maass (assuming hes as old as he looks and has a heart attack or something)

In fact, I think i may have to launch a site and make this some sort of formalized betting process. Or lobby intrade to make a market on it.

Posted by Angry Shareholder, Dec 27, 2007 10:49AM

Chuck Prince is a dumbass of epic proportions. Honestly, Citigroup would have been better off had they brought in a manager from a fucking Dairy Queen to run the thing.
And, can somebody explain why the hell Bob Rubin is still robbing Citi shareholders. That lazy M.F. is getting away with murder.

Posted by Random Banker, Dec 27, 2007 10:57AM

I love me some Erin Burnett. Did any body see her on Fast Money last night. She said you can send in your suggestion as to her Wardrobe for tomorrow night's show to fastmoney@cnbc.com. As soon as she said it Guy Adami cracked this grin, and you just knew he wanted her to come in dressed as Mistress Burnett.

P.S. Dollars to donuts Musharaf took out Bhutto. He's like like a mini Vladamir Putin.

Posted by 1-2, Dec 27, 2007 11:00AM

Kiosaki should be the next to go, but my money's on Stein.

Bueler...

Posted by TheUnrepentantGunner, Dec 27, 2007 11:03AM

and 1-2 to your answer, and I know I will catch grief for it:

Trish Regan

There. I said it.

Posted by Random Banker, Dec 27, 2007 11:09AM

Gunner:

I seriously didn't know Trish Regan existed until you mentioned her, so i googled her. Behold:

Regan graduated cum laude from Columbia University with a bachelor's degree in U.S. history in 2000. She is an honors graduate of Phillips Exeter Academy.

Regan is a former Miss New Hampshire and a trained opera singer. At the Miss America Pageant, she won the preliminary talent competition and the award for the contestant with the most promise in the performing art.

Now i love her

Posted by , Dec 27, 2007 11:13AM

@11:09 I prefer them stupid.

Posted by , Dec 27, 2007 11:13AM

a) Erin

b) I thought Bhutto died at the Chateau Marmont in the 80's anyway. Seriously, has the guy done a movie since Animal House?

Posted by Random Banker, Dec 27, 2007 11:19AM

Also...

Regan began her career working for Goldman, Sachs & Co. and D.E. Shaw & Co.


Who knew they had Chicks at DE Shaw, this is starting to blow my mind.

Posted by 1-2, Dec 27, 2007 11:26AM

DE Shaw stole my assistant, dog, and wife.

BASTARDS!

(ok, they just stole my assistant)

Posted by "Flip" Burger, Dairy Queen Mgr., Canker, IA,, Dec 27, 2007 11:41AM

No shit. I think I could run Citigroup. We "sit groups" of tour bus riders when their bus breaks down near I-80 all the time. Warren Buffet came by one day...he owns us, you know, so if it's good enough for WB it should be good enough for Citigroup. We're having a special on Blizzards this week, too, so come on out.

Posted by BeckyBootFan, Dec 27, 2007 11:54AM

Becky Quick is best.
-better nose than Erin
-better hair than Trish
-better smile than Maria

Michelle CabrusoCarrera has the best rack since the stacked Redhead Liz jumped ship for FBN. Little traitorous swine.

Posted by , Dec 27, 2007 12:23PM

Michelle CC = best rack? If ya like 'em small to middle sized and clearly supported by anti-grav devices. Please - Haines is prolly sporting a better rack.

Posted by ksql, Dec 27, 2007 12:24PM

It is a straight fight between Trish and Rebecca Jarvis for me

Posted by , Dec 27, 2007 12:34PM

this is all well and good but the babes at FBN still put most of these ladies to shame

Posted by JennaLee2008, Dec 27, 2007 12:41PM

jenna lee = sexpot

http://www.foxbusiness.com/our-team/personalities/jenna-lee.html

Posted by Dranoz, Dec 27, 2007 12:51PM

The $50 ticket is nice because the dumbskulls will hold up the damn cigarette line less than if they parcel the $50 out among a bunch of $1 and $2 tickets. Which trust me, they do.

Posted by Nominate me, Dec 27, 2007 1:07PM

I'm a bit partial to Sandra Smith at FBN, but she can't touch Erin Burnett.

Perusing the FBN profiles, I saw the name Ashley Webster and thought "that sounds like a hot chick." Not so much.

Posted by , Dec 27, 2007 1:10PM

erin burnett has the body of an 11 year old boy. trish = my vote

Posted by , Dec 27, 2007 1:13PM

Sandra Smith is hot ... waaaay hotter than her FBN profile. thats why they promoted her so fast from the nymex or whatever to the NYSE and then to being in-studio

Posted by watchmen, Dec 27, 2007 1:17PM

Carney.....the 11:41am Dairy Queen manager.....bill the sob. That's a commercial.

Posted by Anal_yst, Dec 27, 2007 1:30PM

Who is the blonde british chick who hosted OTM back in August, she was by far the hottest one, and come on, the accent just seals the deal

Posted by , Dec 27, 2007 1:30PM

1-2:
Ben Stein, Robert Kiyosaki, Suze Orman are household names and trusted by the stupid masses that take advice from Yahoo Finance. I think they are there to stay.

Posted by 1-2, Dec 27, 2007 1:54PM

@ 1:30

don't get me wrong, i agree with you, i just think they SHOULD go.

Posted by , Dec 27, 2007 1:57PM

Actually, these three are big on preaching thrift (not exactly an American virtue) and don't really give much in the way of investment advice, beyond being well diversified and conscious of expenses. Nothing wrong with that, especially for the masses. (Unless you're trying to get your hands on their retirement funds.....)

Posted by TheUnrepentantGunner, Dec 27, 2007 2:07PM

1:57 >> That might be true about Suze Orman. You obviously haven't read any of Kiyosaki "savers are losers" and "Playing the mutual fund lottery".

As for Stein, he has had probably the most trashed columns of the year, as well as putting a huge buy on MER in may/june...

Great timing there then.

Posted by , Dec 27, 2007 2:14PM

me bad. I was confusing Kiyosaki with the Millionaire Next Door guy. Not a student of Stein either, but I do remember reading a column with something like his 12 rules, one of which was that amateurs should never own big positions in individual stocks.

Posted by , Dec 27, 2007 3:04PM

CMON, you GUYSSS... [hear this in the voice of queen cheerleader from high school]
Rather than FIGHTING EACH OTHER about who's hotter... can't we JOIN TOGETHER and agree on who's just unattractive??

I'll start it off with Melissa Lee and Mark Haines. Courtney Reagan does nothing for me either - your mileage may vary.

Posted by BeckyBootFan, Dec 27, 2007 3:20PM

Melissa Lee and Bertha Coombs both have faces made for radio. How bout Silvia Whadwa from Deutschland? ...she is a brute of a woman.

Posted by , Dec 27, 2007 3:29PM

oooh Bertha. She looks like a Bertha.

Margaret Brennan, shall we say, probably looks better in person. (*cough*notgoodonTV*cough*)

Posted by BeckyBootFan, Dec 27, 2007 3:31PM

Margaret Brennan? I could get lost in her eyebrows...

Posted by , Dec 27, 2007 4:15PM

3:29 you're kiddin right? Margaret Brenna is HOT!!!

Posted by anon 3:29, Dec 27, 2007 4:19PM

No actually - wasn't kidding. But, hey, to each his or her own.

Posted by anon 4:15, Dec 27, 2007 4:27PM

I guess she could use some help in the personal style department, but I think she's hot.

Posted by Anonymous, Dec 29, 2007 9:13PM

Is Mischa Barton back to her whoring ways ??

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