It's not possible that yesterday's Page Six blind item, "WHICH fetching newscaster's bottom line is way in the black? Ladies who lunch noticed, as she exited Le Cirque in a pair of curve-hugging pants, that her asset management is over-leveraged" could've been about anyone other than Maria Bartiromo, right? I'm rusty on my asses but I feel like it's got to be her. Erin's probably too bony, Mark Haines not "fetching" enough (though MH, if you're reading this, I think you're beautiful, and though he'll never admit it, Carney does, too. Interesting that he's admitted it about David Faber, but whatever, another story for another time). Anyway, asses-- whose is it?
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Posted by , Dec 18, 2007 8:12AM
liz claman?
Posted by Scrapbook, Dec 18, 2007 8:14AM
Does anyone have a picture of MB's ass so we can advance an intelligent opinion? Number one.....we don't know who anyway.
Posted by JMAN, Dec 18, 2007 8:16AM
BArtiromo threw out the first pitch at Yankee Stadium a few months back and almost broke the pitchers mound. Its def her. Its like a JLO/Beyonce hybrid
Posted by Anonymous, Dec 18, 2007 8:31AM
On heels, she's a walking Solar Eclipse!!
Posted by no_slappz, Dec 18, 2007 8:33AM
Geeze, I thought the reference was to the color of something entering that newscaster's nether region.
Posted by Trent, Dec 18, 2007 9:55AM
it's definitely Buttaromo. Bitch is business class, you know, can't fly coach...
Posted by , Dec 18, 2007 10:32AM
boys, you are all wrong. it's becky quick.
Posted by Scrapbook, Dec 18, 2007 11:34AM
You are wrong Anonymous....Becky Quick is too much of a lady to call attention to a part of her anatomy being covered as "curve-hugging". Becky, Michelle, Sue, and the others are comfortable with their sexuality and don't need to advertise. Again, we don't know who we are talking about unless you have seen this "ass". Curve hugging could be something besides the ass.....right? I don't know about you New Yorkers.....I hail from the Midwest and I happen to think MB has a very cute or as some would call it a PHAT ...(Pretty Hot And Tempting) buns. If you are still around ANON....what about the Gap PSA in Grand Central.....whats this?
Posted by Anonymous Anonymous, Dec 18, 2007 2:48PM
I think it could be Trish
Posted by snack, Dec 18, 2007 8:25PM
it's probably Mark Haines ass! I can't believe CNBC is still keeping him there when there are other better biz reporters,I can't stand that guy.I stop TiVoing his and Erin's show.
Posted by anon, Dec 19, 2007 12:00AM
it's maria. it's very old news. dealbreaker should go the extra mile on this one and get a photo.




Posted by maria's ass, Dec 18, 2007 8:08AM
it's DEFINITELY maria's ass.