Does he wear color contacts or are Stevie Cohen's eyes really that blue? (And check out all that chest hair! Kind of ironic, isn't it?)
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Posted by undoubtedly , Dec 13, 2007 5:15PM
contacts
Posted by , Dec 13, 2007 5:18PM
he's no Ken Griffin
Posted by , Dec 13, 2007 5:25PM
cataracts
Posted by Yo! MG , Dec 13, 2007 5:40PM
He sure doesn't look a million bucks, let alone a few billion. Good for him.
Posted by , Dec 13, 2007 5:41PM
definitely looks like a man with good taste in art....
Posted by , Dec 13, 2007 5:43PM
ha ha
Love the cataracts comment.
Besides, isn't this THE ONLY known public pic of Stevie: WTF, is he beginning to believe that he's gonna become the immortal hedge-fund deity?
Posted by , Dec 13, 2007 5:47PM
His chest hair is gross.
His face looks like that of an old gay leach.
The jacket is close to one million dollars though.
Posted by Nope , Dec 13, 2007 6:03PM
5:43, there aren't many, but there were like 3 in that WSJ piece from about a year ago.
Posted by anon , Dec 13, 2007 6:08PM
now if you can just snap a picture of him sitting next to steve feinberg.
Posted by , Dec 13, 2007 6:18PM
I wonder if the paparazzi pursued Stevie as hard as they do Lindsey Lohan after an all night coke frenzy, if there would be more pictures of him floating around. But more importantly, who would buy them?
Posted by Calgary Schmooze , Dec 13, 2007 6:23PM
Who wears contact lenses AND glasses?
Posted by , Dec 13, 2007 6:28PM
This is an important reminder that
MONEY CANNOT BUY YOU CLASS.
Posted by , Dec 13, 2007 6:32PM
I wonder if any golddigger like the one with a Craigslist ad would even consider dating a guy like Stevie...
He's just so fugly, no?
Posted by , Dec 13, 2007 6:34PM
I think the more useful reminder is that CLASS DOESN'T NECESSARILY CORRELATE WITH OUTSTANDING RETURNS.
Posted by , Dec 13, 2007 6:45PM
The subjective usefulness of reminders may depend on the side you come from.
Posted by , Dec 13, 2007 6:51PM
Stevie looks like Dick Cheney's retarded cousin. Should've invested in the blood of virgin girls to maintain the youth...
Posted by , Dec 13, 2007 7:30PM
yo spliff where's the weed at?
Posted by Pierre Strauss , Dec 13, 2007 8:47PM
I would be willing to bet that these guys toss each others salad..
Ron Paul 2008
Posted by , Dec 13, 2007 9:14PM
Pierre --- Nice attempt at trying to make Ron Paul supporters look like assholes.
Go stick your little thumb up your ass.
Posted by Pete , Dec 13, 2007 10:39PM
Ron Paul for President.
Posted by , Dec 13, 2007 11:03PM
"Stevie looks like Dick Cheney's retarded cousin"
LMAO, very funny stuff.. and true.
Posted by Anonymous , Dec 13, 2007 11:53PM
The main in the orange shirt has about a half dozen chins.
Posted by Last Man Standing , Dec 14, 2007 12:08AM
get Stevie to update his glasses. sheeez. he can pay $100mm for a pickled shark put can front $169 at Pearle Vision
Posted by , Dec 14, 2007 2:25AM
I think the real question is:
WWNPHD?
(see wallpaper @ www.haroldandkumar.com)
Posted by , Dec 14, 2007 7:42AM
Stevie has worn those same frames for over 10 years that I have known him. Don't let the look fool you he is 'the smartest guy in room' no matter what room you are in.
No matter what frames he has he still charge 0%/50% and make you $$$
Posted by anonymous , Dec 14, 2007 8:26AM
Amazed that GoGo has both hands in front of him...normally they are never seen in public (too busy picking pockets or holding gonads)
Posted by girl , Dec 14, 2007 9:06AM
@ 6:32
you do know even ron perelman gets chicks, right?
Posted by just me , Dec 14, 2007 9:25AM
@girl -- my experience is the real correlation is that big cash gets skinny, hot chicks and no cash gets big,fat, hairy chicks
Posted by girl , Dec 14, 2007 9:33AM
my point exactly: he could be the elephant man with that bank account and no one would bat an eye.
Posted by , Dec 14, 2007 9:57AM
girl, I just hope you are a girl for real...
Have you ever thought what your children with this man might look like?
(Unless, of course, you look like him too!!!)
Posted by just me , Dec 14, 2007 10:03AM
@9.57 -- chicks who fuck guys with cash dont give a rats ass what their kids look like. They're more likely to use the kids as their LBO strategy. In a bar I used to got to, there used to be hot chick barflys who after GS gave out bonus', suddenly turned up pregnant, getting married and moving to CT. Its a career and lifestyle babe to chase mega-rich guys.
Posted by girl , Dec 14, 2007 11:20AM
ewww @ 9:57 i am certainly not suggesting that I would be barking up this fat man's tree, regardless of what he rakes in. Gross!
ps i am the genetic opposite of this guy
pps if i were a guy it would be pretty lame to post under this name wouldnt it?
Posted by Anonymous , Dec 16, 2007 12:23PM
The smartest guy in the room reference adds an appropriate context to what we're talking about here.
The film of that name, reveals a way of doing business that's diabolically corrupt, executed by people driven by greed and denial. Pricks who got their due when the construct they created out of smoke and mirrors was finally revealed.
The uninitiated may chalk up the ire as cheap shots informed by jealousy. That would be a mistake.
There are stories to be told.