Let Us Congregate And Behold The Singular Awesomeness That Is Fox Business News, Via Its Latest Piece On The Increasingly High Risk Of Catastrophic Tarmac Collision

Posted by Bess Levin, Dec 06, 2007, 5:38pm

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Posted by flying pigs , Dec 06, 2007 5:46PM

that was so awesome in its nothingness - meaninglessness - non newsieness - her accent makes it sound important though.

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Posted by , Dec 06, 2007 5:47PM

haha

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Posted by , Dec 06, 2007 5:51PM

i love fox business

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Posted by Dotting the Eyes , Dec 06, 2007 6:03PM

Even with the graphics I doubt it was Fox Business News. Reasons? Well, they didn't mention the Dems, Hillary, the death of Vince Foster, Sandy's purloined documents, Kerry and the Swift Boaters at least once in the "smegment."

I just have to laugh at Fox Business...not Liz Claman though....just FBN.

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Posted by amazo , Dec 06, 2007 6:05PM

anyone find it ironic that her name is shahnaz? (nose).

and anyone else hear the windows error sounds at around 12 seconds into it?

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Posted by 2stopShop , Dec 06, 2007 6:06PM

At least Saddam's daughter still has her finger on the pulse of America.

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Posted by , Dec 06, 2007 6:28PM

Shahnaz so super sexy - middle eastern looks combined with a sexy british accent. Sounds hotter than Bess? Methinks so.

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Posted by SeaDog , Dec 06, 2007 6:32PM

Is this really Bess?

http://equityprivate.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/08/bess.jpg

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Posted by , Dec 06, 2007 6:32PM

i like british accents but bess's voice is hotter, sort of LiLo'ish.

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Posted by , Dec 06, 2007 7:49PM

doesn't that sound like a fake british accent?

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Posted by Ramblin' Wreck , Dec 06, 2007 8:02PM

Seriously, has no one ever seen a picture of Kate Bosworth before?

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Posted by Novice , Dec 07, 2007 1:25AM

@ SeaDog

Yes. Absolutely Bess.

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