(Seemingly) Great News For Slacker CEOs And People Who Are Embarrassed By How Much They Suck At Golf

Posted by Bess Levin, Dec 05, 2007, 11:42am

Starting January 1, the U.S. Golf Association’s Golf Handicap Information Network will stop displaying complete scoring records, course locations and dates of rounds played for public consumption and ridicule. Unfortunately, they didn’t take into account the HUGE following Dealbreaker has among caddies, who’ve already promised to take and pass on copious notes regarding who routinely breaks triple digits (on his best days: Blankfein) and who calls the black cads “boy” (surprisingly: O’Neal)*. Nice try, USGA.

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*I'm supposed to inform that these examples of espionage, as far as we know, are made up. Why, what have you heard?

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Posted by , Dec 05, 2007 12:06PM

you are a bad girl

Posted by CT, Dec 05, 2007 12:30PM

That would be the USGA (not UGA). Most of the scoring records are also kept in state golf association databases. Too bad that after your story, no sensible CEO would list their handicap under their actual name.

Posted by Bess Levin, Dec 05, 2007 12:35PM

@ CT-- You think I'm that powerful? I can't tell you how many times I've thought to myself, "If I could be the reason Dick Fuld starts listing his handicap under Lucy McGillicuddy, I'd die a happy woman."

Posted by 1-2, Dec 05, 2007 12:45PM

I (honestly) used Stan's locker for an HF golf outing at Deepdale...in true Bess fashion i must mention the unmentionables that i found in there.

Well, maybe i'll just let Bess make some up. I'm sick as a dog and not feeling very creative.

You're up girl.

Why did i even post this.

Santa, please send me a glock with two rounds for christmas.

Posted by Ken Houghton, Dec 05, 2007 1:13PM

But JimmyDoobieDoo is PROUD that he doesn't play golf for business!

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