There Are Serious Consequences This Market Volatility And Shit

Posted by Bess Levin, Dec 12, 2007, 10:30am

From: [redacted]

Sent: Tuesday, December 11, 2007 4:33 PM

To: Gabelli All

Subject: Holiday Party at The Water Club


Due to market volatility, we are shortening the cocktail hour. It will start promptly at 7:00 PM and end 7:30 PM. Please be there at 7:00 PM sharp.

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Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 10:53AM

bwahahahaha. might as well byob.

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Posted by employed , Dec 12, 2007 10:54AM

bess do you think maybe you can name the links for the posts without using the word "fucking" as most of us actually work at companies where things like that get flagged? i know its outside of your realm of thinking and you think swear words are funny but maybe just some consideration for people that dont "blog" for a living.

thanks

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Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 10:57AM

employed: fuck off.

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Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 11:02AM

that's hilarious

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Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 11:16AM

employed- you obviously don't read her stuff that closely.

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Posted by Shecky Buffett , Dec 12, 2007 11:21AM

Market volatility is moving up and down like a whore's dress at the bordello's "rush" hour.

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Posted by anon anon anon , Dec 12, 2007 11:22AM

Who is that guy Fuckabee who would be president?

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Posted by anon anon anon , Dec 12, 2007 11:30AM

To all Fuckatellis:
Due to market fuckability the cock and tail hour will be a quicky. So don't fuck around. Be here at 7 pm and fuck off at 7:30 pm.

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Posted by Dammit They Figured Me Out! , Dec 12, 2007 11:31AM

Dammit....I knew they'd be out partying so I planned my big volatility busting mega-trades to coincide with their party ....I would have made millions on that play...but someone must have leaked the scheme! I'll bet it was one of those fucking quants we hired. They've all been real bitter since September. Geek bastards.

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Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 11:33AM

yup, shortening cocktail hour will certainly save the bottom line. good thinking!

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Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 11:37AM

employed, are you seth peck?

anyway fuck off and if you're so busy then get off dealbreaker. what, i guess you read blogs for a living rather than write them?

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Posted by ksql , Dec 12, 2007 11:40AM

If I was going to this I would sneak some cases of MHL in for the "7.30pm after party"

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Posted by 1-2 , Dec 12, 2007 11:58AM

If they were simply concerned about volatility shouldnt they say the party was 7pm-"whenever" (ie, a volatile, not fixed time)?

Obviously i'm assuming they are short vol and would want to act on a market move, not that their profitability has been shot and they cant afford an hour.

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Posted by A-non , Dec 12, 2007 12:10PM

Employed,
Just because you're recieving a paycheck doesn't mean you have crap to do. Plent of folks on Wall Street are still emplyed in the basic definition of the term, but are, however, not doing Jack.

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Posted by notmissingit , Dec 12, 2007 12:30PM

the point was to request that bess not use the word "fucking" in the url address as at most companies visiting a website with the word "fucking" in it might get you in trouble

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Posted by jag , Dec 12, 2007 1:05PM

I work on Wall Street, and boy am I glad that my employer doesn't give a fuck about the fucking websites I visit in my spare time, preferring instead to focus on quality of work and the fucking bottom line. Fuckity fuck fuck.

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Posted by mrpink , Dec 12, 2007 1:46PM

Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fucktard fuckface fucker fuckee fuckme fuckaleek fucklicious fucktastic fucksamore

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Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 4:50PM

not to mention that they handed out drink tickets, required attendance of all or had to write a memo why you couldnt attend, didnt allow guest and had assigned seating..

why would anyone work at such a sweat shop?

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Posted by 2girls1asshole , Dec 12, 2007 6:02PM

@ mrpink

you sound a lot like my mother

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Posted by Employed is a hatchet wound , Dec 12, 2007 8:30PM

Employed, crawl out from under your mama's huge flapping meat curtains and buy yourself a pair of balls for Kwanza. For fuck sake, if you are so concerned about getting fired from your admin job, where your primary responsibility is felating your mid level manager boss, then don't read DB.

Otherwise, shut the 2nd biggest gaping orifice on your body (since you are dumb, I will tell you: the biggest is the one leading to your shitpipe into which one could easily place a grapefruit (sans lube)) and go back to gorking your bosses hog.

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Posted by Onegin , Dec 12, 2007 10:19PM

gorking? holy shit.

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